While filming a horror movie, Bizarro creates imperfect duplicates of both Lana Lang and Lucy Lane to star in his film. However, the script calls for Bizarro-Lana to kiss a monster (Sapollo, a normal-looking human that Bizarro has duplicated from a caveman) and she refuses, saying "Me wouldn't kiss him if he were first man on the world!" Likewise, Bizarro-Lucy refuses when offered the role and they are replaced by a woman from the Bizarro Insane Asylum.
- This version of Bizarro Lana Lang (Earth-One), including all history and corresponding appearances, was erased from existence following the collapse of the original Multiverse in the 1985–86 Crisis on Infinite Earths limited series. Even though versions of the character may have since appeared, this information does not apply to those versions.
- 8 Appearances of Bizarro Lana Lang (Earth-One)
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