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Quote1 Smart guy like you's just gotta trust his — Impulses! Quote2
--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's weird. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Man. How come somebody's always horning in on my missions ... ? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You're never happy, Jesse. I never heard you laugh. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 She says I remember her 'cause I come the future, outta time! Now we gotta help her or else she'll be lost like a ghost! Forever! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Mario called. He wants his barrels back. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Like you never let a dinner get cold while you made a fool out of the Fiddler or Per Degaton. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You can't! I can do something Flash can't do! Cool! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Listen? Listen? To what? All you ever do is yell at me! You keep talking about teaching me the ropes ... but you haven't shown me one useful thing! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, I gotta hand it to you, Phil. I may be faster, but when it comes to weird — no way I can keep up with you. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 My name is Bart. I hope my spelling's okay. I just learned to write this morning ... Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm not gonna listen to reason! You listen to reason! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Don't do it, Rolly. Trust me ... your luck can't hold forever. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You're trying to make my head hurt again. This is a trick. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You're confusing me. That's always dangerous. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Chill, Dude — I'm on it. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 People call me Impulse! I have no idea why. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 'Science police'? They the ones behind the whole 'law of gravity' thing? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Max! We're apes! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 It was a good idea. I thought it through. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 And you forgot that? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 That's a choice? To invite thieves and monsters and … carpetbaggers and murderers into my town? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 No. No matter what, I'll run you to the jail myself if you pull that trigger. Nobody dies. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Hi, Max. This is my friend Gamal. He works down at Pete's. I'm going to be running with him, 'cause he won't make me look stupid! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Well, there were some guys upstairs pretending to be the Rogues and then these gorillas jumped out of a cake but they weren't really gorillas — Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Wow. They're gone.' Just like 'Seinfeld. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You aren't even listening! The Christmas Impulse! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 When Max made me read the book, he said it would be like meeting Grandpa Barry for real and ... for once ... Max was right. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Max!! Imean ... ohmygoodnessit'sMaxCrandallamanIknowonlycasually, whoistheuncleofBartAllen, someoneIalsoknowonlycasually, sincewearetwoentirelydifferentpeople. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You're being nice to me just to keep me off-balance aren't you? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 WHAT?! Continued in 30 days … ?!? Y'mean I gotta wait a whole MONTH for the end of this story … ?!?!?! What a — RIP!!! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I mean, come on! What kind of geek-o handle is 'Master of Virtual Reality?' I grew up in a VR world. VR is jack when you're up against a real hero. Now, give up and come along … peacefully? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 As soon as we have the strength of the entire Justice League, we can ... um ... er ... y'know ... kick butt! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 But you DIDN'T, Cis! And everything's gonna be okay! Ya just gotta get your mind off it. And I don't know of any better place to get your mind off something … than school! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 So I shouldn't do anything? My head hurts! You're giving me too much to think about again! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 This is so going to work! I just want to make one little change … not, 'What would Superman do.' I'm going to ask myself … 'What would the Flash do?' I feel gooder already. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Why do all the girls ask me how Robin is? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 DOX! I gotta get outta here! I gotta get back to MAX! Someone must've stuck me back here! — In the VR!! But who? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You … you really DON'T get it … do you? I … I love him … I'd die for him. Or with him. That's what you do … how you feel when you love someone. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 This totally bites. Big time! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Yeah, right. I don't have those kindsa feelings for Carol. She's just my friend! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I hafta go back! I've got to find Carol!! I ... I ... love ... her ... Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 This is weird. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm sorry Max … but I just don't … feel like running anymore … Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Can you talk faster? I'm getting the heaves. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Right … see ya … I … what the freak was that all about? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Didja ever have that 'deja voop' … ? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I live there! I'm goin' to school there! Max is comin' back sometime an' we'll be fine until he does!! So butt out, Mr. Butt-In Butt-Head! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 But right now, being the most powerful hero in the universe, I have more important concerns to attend to … like Carol told me, even though I've been trying to do good with alla these cool new magical powers, some of the problems I tried to fix just created even worse problems! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm Bart Allen. Who the hell are you? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 We're heroes, right? We dress the part. We act a certain way. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know Jericho, you really need to put some clothes on. But not that old pirate shirt. Totally sends the wrong message. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 This will protect my secret identity. Why would anyone ever think Kid Flash would have a Green Lantern tattoo? It's genius! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You're a Titan, Speedy! Now and forever! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You know how many laws you've broken? Illegal use of firearms... destruction of public property -- and then there's the obvious -- per California Penal Code 1165 -- picking fights with minors -- meaning us, jerk. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I can't wait to get back to the Tower so I can hang with Robin. Being around Robin makes me feel stupid. He's cool like that. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 It's all about angular momentum. Create enough centrifugal force and I can slow down the pull from the black hole. Maintain enough speed to get around it. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I could have covered this entire forest in seconds. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm the Fastest Man Alive. And right now, I'm going about six inches per hour. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I. Am. The. Flash!!! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I gotta run. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 ...the electric field creates charged electric particles...and particles can be sped up...and that speed creates DC power...(there's a joke in there somewhere...) Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Superboy's broken their leader. Can we go now? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Well then — ?! If we only went places we were wanted, we'd never go anywhere! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Hmm ... first he said they could call him 'Mike' ... then Al ... and then ... Timmy Drake ... ? What kinda stupid name is Timmy Drake? Musta got that wrong. Oh well. 'Al' it is. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Well, we're gonna use my comic books to find some new powers for him! I mean, he is our teammate, right ... ? It's the least we can do ... ! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I knew it! Curse you, Teen Titans! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 You think that's cute? Check us out! We're just plain adorable! Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Boy, don't you hate when people just take off and do whatever they feel like. … What?! What'd I say? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Well, I just came from the comic shop. They canceled my comic book. ... Not mine, actually. Not like I owned it or anything. I was just, y'know, really into it. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Outstanding! Young Justice on TV! So who's gonna play me? What? What'd I say now? Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's weird. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)

Quote1 Hello. We were wondering if you know anything about a weird Thugee cult. Quote2

--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)
Quote1 Man, it's nice to be lightning out of the bottle. You ever see Aladdin? Now I know what the genie was talking about. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER Quote2
--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)[src]


Quote1 Call me Kid Flash—and get your big 'S' handed to you! The name's Impulse! Quote2
--Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)[src]