Bartholomew Allen II (New Earth)/Quotes
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I'm the Fastest Man Alive. And right now, I'm going about six inches per hour. 
I. Am. The. Flash!!!
I gotta run.
...the electric field creates charged electric particles...and particles can be sped up...and that speed creates DC power...(there's a joke in there somewhere...)
Man. How come somebody's always horning in on my missions?
Mario called. He wants his barrels back.
Like you never let a dinner get cold while you made a fool out of the Fiddler or Per Degaton.
My name is Bart. I hope my spelling's okay. I just learned to write this morning...
I'm not gonna listen to reason! You listen to reason!
Don't do it, Rolly. Trust me...your luck can't hold forever.
You're trying to make my head hurt again. This is a trick.
You're confusing me. That's always dangerous.
Chill, dude--I'm on it.
People call me Impulse! I have no idea why.
'Science police'? They the ones behind the whole 'law of gravity' thing?
Max! We're apes!
And you FORGOT that?
Wow. They're gone. Just like 'Seinfeld'.
You aren't even listening! The Christmas Impulse!
Max! Imean...ohmygoodnessit'sMaxCrandall amanIknowonlycasually, whoistheuncleofBartAllen, someoneIalsoknowonlycasually, sincewearetwoentirelydifferentpeople.
You're being nice to me just to keep me off-balance aren't you?
So I shouldn't do anything? My head hurts! You're giving me too much to think about again!
You...you really don't get it...do you? I...I love him..I'd die with him. Or for him. That's what you do...how you feel when you love someone.
This totally bites. Big time!
I’m sorry Max… But I just don’t… feel like running anymore…
Can you talk faster? I'm getting the heaves.
I'm Bart Allen. Who the hell are you?
Y'know Jericho, you really need to put some clothes on. But not that old pirate shirt. Totally sends the wrong message.
This will protect my secret identity. Why would anyone ever think Kid Flash would have a Green Lantern tattoo? It's genius!
You're a Titan, Speedy! Now and forever!
You know how many laws you've broken? Illegal use of firearms... destruction of public property -- and then there's the obvious -- per California Penal Code 1165 -- picking fights with minors -- meaning us, jerk.
I can't wait to get back to the Tower so I can hang with Robin. Being around Robin makes me feel stupid. He's cool like that.
It's all about angular momentum. Create enough centrifugal force and I can slow down the pull from the black hole. Maintain enough speed to get around it.
I could have covered this entire forest in seconds.
Superboy's broken their leader. Can we go now?
I knew it! Curse you, Teen Titans!
Outstanding! Young Justice on tv! So who's gonna play me? What? What'd I say now?
I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's weird.
Man, it's nice to be lightning out of the bottle. You ever see Aladdin? Now I know what the genie was talking about. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER
- Call me Kid Flash—and get your big 'S' handed to you! The name's Impulse!
