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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two).

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I'm here. And as Police Commissioner, I am placing you under arrest as a fugitive from justice!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Let's try the barns first. Nothing out of order here! Holy Cow! What a neat idea for a hide-out! Quick into the stall! Someone's coming!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

The only thing I'm sorry about is, I'm saving you from the electric chair!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Chill, I want to tell you a story without an ending. Maybe you can supply it...

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Robin, your corny English slang is awful!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

People Who Throw Bombs at Glass Houses Shouldn't Get Away With It!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Hello, Commissioner Gordon? This is the Bat-Man..."

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

You shall talk now, Dala, you witch! I thought you an accomplice of your evil master who calls himself the Monk. So you are vampires!!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible... a . a... a bat! That's it! It's an omen. I shall become a bat!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Hindu idol worshipers, death-notes. All sounds very melodramatic. Maybe I'll write a story about it!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Don't you think that fellow might catch cold with his chest exposed like that?

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

My parents too were killed by a criminal. That's why I've devoted my life to exterminate them.

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Vanity, sheer vanity! I like to look at myself! Always enjoy looking in the mirror!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

If you can't beat them "inside" the law, you must beat them "outside" it-- and that's where I come in!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Gunplay always did bother me!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

It went off like clockwork! For a counterfeit hundred-dollar bill and a hamburger, I gave Slim all the dope!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Professor Hugo Strange. The most dangerous man in the world! Scientist, philosopher and a criminal genius... little is known of him, yet this man is undoubtedly the greatest organizer of crime in the world.

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

My parents too were killed by a criminal. That's why I've devoted my life to exterminate them.

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

The trouble is you don’t know which witch is which!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Flint is trying desperately to join the Bullet Hole Club. He may have an ulterior motive. The best way to find out is to give him enough rope to hang himself!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

I know it's not nice to fight with a lady, but you're no lady!

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)