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Quote1 ...that's why you hate yourself, Renee Montoya... because you did the right thing. Quote2
--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 It's a trick question, Renée... not who are you... but who are you going to become? Time to change... Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Elf needs food badly. Seriously, Renee, you need to get off of me -- Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Congratulations. I don't think you have a single friend left in this town. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 You handled the encounter at the van poorly. You endangered the life of the driver. You failed to learn anything from the men you beat down. You let your rage rule you, and it's making you into a fool. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Take a big hit of this yucky-poo, grab some zees and then I'll find an elephant for you to ride or something. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I thought I was bringing a child home to her mother but all I was really doing... was moving from one combat zone to another. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Howdy Miz Mayor. Welcome to the hoosegow. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Hub City's a big place Myra. And I'm not Batman. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm nobody's damn hero. Not anymore. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I did you a favor when I slugged you in college. Because of that one, single punch you became a Marine officer and a fine, upstanding member of our most renowned federal agency. That one punch. In that case... SMACK! Congratulations. You are now a shoo-in for the presidency. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Eenie, meenie, miney, mo which way should the Question go? In honor of the last presidential election... I'll choose right. Uh, oh. Bad choice. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Tot, there are a couple of thousand people... killing themselves with every breath they take -- and they don't even know it. It's my job to tell them. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 It may be that our technological civilization has created a system that dehumanizes... that creates the kind of selfishness we've just witnessed. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Not long to go. What's that mean? An hour? Two? Is he saying he's going to dig me up? That must be what it means. What's he waiting for? Why the hell doesn't he get me out of here? He's got to. Because I cannot stand this any longer... I'm breaking. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Oh, hell. I hate it when I have to beat up the good guys. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 But I ask myself: What would Rorschach do? He'd kick ass. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Now what you're going to do is pack your bags and leave Hub City tonight. You'll send Myra Fermin a note apologizing for dirtying her campaign and you'll run. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I was dead. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm the man with no patience for punks. Drop the bats. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 There's nothing sorrier and sadder than a monster, is there? Let's just say it's something I learned in high school. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Fun's not over yet. I've got to be sure you get sent to the hospital. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I'll never be played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or Chuck Norris. Or Charles Bronson. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I want you to pray. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 We've got a herd of bikers heading our way and their leader in a coma with a pig-sticker in his chest. I think we might be in a little bit of trouble. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 All right campers, which one wants to be the first to march right down to Mister Policeman and say 'Mister Policeman, I've been tooting crack! Maybe you just better lock me up and throw away the key!' Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey, don't feel awful, okay? You're not the first person I've helped who didn't smother me with gratitude. Or the twenty first. At least you didn't stab me. Probably because you don't have a knife. Do me a favor. Lie there. Catch pneumonia. Die. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Frosty, huh? Kinda catchy. I like it. Like it a lot. You may have a great future as a copywriter. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 The city's going to hell around us... and it's my fault. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I told him that I'd been mugged! He said we should report it to the cops... then he said "why bother?" Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Well, well. A Karate man! Better stick to guns! Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 Speak to me, Metropolis. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 It's time to put them on notice... that appearances can be deceiving. And thing's are not always as they seem. A debt of honor is owed to you Metropolis. I've come to collect. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 I appreciate your forthrightness. But respectfully suggest you apply your super analytical mind to the real question... like... who were those armed men? And if I did kill them... where are their bodies? Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)

Quote1 For certain questions, sometimes the best answer... is no answer at all. Quote2

--Charles Victor Szasz (New Earth)