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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Edward Blake (Watchmen).

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
Pages with a quote from this character will automatically be added here along with the quote.

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Quote1 Huh. Never been mistaken for jay fuckin' christ before, but what the hell I'll play along. So... on yer knees an' say yer prayers. Quote2
--Edward Blake (Watchmen)

Quote1 And yeah, you should laugh. I mean... it's a riot. Quote2

--Edward Blake (Watchmen)

Quote1 Hello, darkness... Here's the surprise. Come to talk with you again. I can see for miles... I can see the sound of silence. Quote2

--Edward Blake (Watchmen)

Quote1 What kind of stupid shit fights crime with a noose around his neck? Quote2

--Edward Blake (Watchmen)

Quote1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blow me, showgirl. Quote2

--Edward Blake (Watchmen)

Quote1 Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Quote2

--Edward Blake (Watchmen)

Quote1 It don't matter squat because inside thirty years the nukes are gonna be flyin' like maybugs...and then Ozzy here is gonna be the smartest man on the cinder. Now, pardon me, but I got an appointment. Quote2

--Edward Blake (Watchmen)