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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian's the only thing that makes sense. 
Huh. Never been mistaken for jay fuckin' christ before, but what the hell I'll play along. So... on yer knees an' say yer prayers.
And yeah, you should laugh. I mean... it's a riot.
Hello, darkness... Here's the surprise. Come to talk with you again. I can see for miles... I can see the sound of silence.
What kind of stupid shit fights crime with a noose around his neck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blow me, showgirl.
People called me sick... but you. Everything you did... I kill you now an' they'll gimme a goddamn medal.
You people are a joke. You hear Moloch's back in town, you think "Oh, boy! Let's gang up and bust him!" You think that matters? You think that solves anything? [...] It don't matter squat because inside thirty years the nukes are gonna be flyin' like maybugs, and then Ozzy here is gonna be the smartest man on the cinder.
It don't matter squat because inside thirty years the nukes are gonna be flyin' like maybugs... and then Ozzy here is gonna be the smartest man on the cinder. Now, pardon me, but I got an appointment.
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