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Laydeez and gentlemen... introducing in the left corner, the Baron of Bullshit, the Sultan of Scam... weighing a few pounds more than he probably should.... Johhhhhhn Constantine! And, barrelling out of the murk, the overwhelming favorite and undefeated heavyweight champeen of moral thuggery... at a population of two hundred and eighty million... the Greeeeeaat SATAN!
Perhaps you were right, Triskele. Hell is mine. And until Constantine's soul hangs drawn and quartered on the walls of Dis, I will not allow Hell to rest an instant. Remember that. And be thankful.
What would I want with a bunch of hippie layabouts who smoke too much dope and screw all the time? No, father. What I are total bastards.
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