Guy Gardner (New Earth)/Quotes
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Now if dat ain't the rudest. 
I'm the guy who died playing the game your way, and didn't even get a gravestone as thanks for it. And you know what? That's fine by me, because now I know how the world really works. Someone has to be the garbage man for you people. And guess who just got hired. Don't thank me... just stay out of my yard, and I'll stay out of yours. Until you mess up again, of course.
Aside from Stewart and me, Artios you're one of the best damn sharpshooters in the Corps.
We don't need Gods, Tora. We got the Justice League. And the Justice League is all about savin' the world.
The only key to living forever -- is not being forgotten.
We got company. An' since these jerks don't look like the welcomin' committee -- take 'em down!
You have the right to scream as loud as ya want while I kick your ass!
Well I'm a firm believer in matter-- over assess who murder Green Lanterns!
Beware my freakin' power, Guy Gardner's Might!
Scary, huh, Natu? Confined spaces and spiders...brrr!
Listen up. We're the Green Lantern Corps. We're the best team in the universe. If we believe in each other, if we trust in each other, if we conquer fear... we're unstoppable. Together, we can turn all this around. But first, there's something we gotta do. Our power's gotta match our will. So together now, rings forward, and -- Recharge!
Whattaya mean you're on duty? This is a night to party down, Jordan... or are you wimps really the Green Lantern Corpse?
And just give us the facts ma'am. Just the facts...
Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight... I wish I may, I wish I might... find these evil bastards and kick their asses.
Now where's McFly? I wanna be the first to shake... his wing...
Yeah, please, try and use your ring, gimme a reason to cook your ass instead of lugging you back to Oa to interrogate ya.
Wars aren't supposed to break out during diplomatic meetings, ya chuckleheads.
Ya gotta be kidding me -- green, yellow, red, blue, violet -- it's like Walt Disney threw up -- what the hell's going on out there?
I sure hope not, 'cause pug-ugly, red-faced barbarians with an ax to grind don't grow on trees! And hell, kicking your ass every once in awhile never gets old! You complete me, Bolly!
Okay, my vacation is ruined and now I'm pissed. GET ME THE MANAGER! NOW!
Crappity crap crap... we are in for a world of freakin' hurt.
You bastards killed him. AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!
Red is Green. Green is Red.
Let's light up this son of a bitch like a Christmas tree.
Call the Cops. I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest. Hey, you! C'mere!
Listen, Ranx. We got Lanterns the size of planets. We ain't scared by a little city.
Maybe there's no air in space, but something still smells rotten.
Well, being a civilian's way messier than ringslingin'. Having a normal life isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Walking out, lady! Hurry up and check me through! Guy Gardner has a long-overdue appointment -- with a ring!
I was a Green Lantern before, even if it was only for a day -- but this time, I'm goin' on forever!
What is this? All I ever get is this "not for your own benefit" jazz! Can't use my ring to pop a beer can without hearin' about it from Hal Jordan!
Qward! You're those weaponer guys! The guys who invented those yellow power rings that suck off our rings! The guys Jordan used to tangle with! The guys who worship evil!
If I'm right... It means I've gotta use my power... and stomach the pain... for as long as it takes. And if I'm wrong... it'll be for nothin'. Okay. So let's find out how smart I am.
Forget it. If I don't wanna work for the Justice League... and even if I got a beef with the Guardians... you think I'm gonna work for a cheap thug like you?
Fight me for the ring, Hal. Like a man. One full-scale fight. Winner gets the sector. Loser quits the Corps.
Face it, kid...some of us were meant to be heroes...and some of us were meant to be warriors.
I can't believe it. I finally get what I been wanting all along. I'm finally it. And nobody'll buy it!
We got hurt Lanterns all over the place, Cyborg-Superman and Super-Psycho Junior missin' from their sciencells, Sinestro's band of merry men lightin' up the universe, Kyle Rayner's been kidnapped--and you buncha babies wanna cry and hold on ta stupid grudges?!
So much for interplanetary peace, love, and understanding.
Not to belabor the obvious -- but I am seriously pissed.
With great power comes great responsibility. Scratch that last part and insert great fun!
I never used any name but my own before. But I figure it's time for a change. From now on it's WARRIOR.
You twisted diseased maniac. Always tryin' to be the boy scout. Always tryin' to do what others think is the right thing. It's guys like you that always end up with ulcers or in a tower with a gun goin' postal. Well, Hal ol' buddy... Guy Gardner ain't got no ulcers!
Your local forecast is a fist-storm with an increasing chance of hospitalization.
I always was the best.
Don't deserve it, he says. That's what they all say. "Guy don't deserve it. Guy don't deserve nothin'. Guy's garbage." All my life they been makin' me feel like garbage. All of 'em. Lovers. Partners. Enemies. Parents. But I hung in. I took it. I showed 'em! I have nothing... 'cept what I took. 'Cept what I got by my own pain. By my own guts! By my own strength! Remember, damn it -- when you gotta do somethin', you give it everything. No doubts. No softness. No nothin'! Yeah, Sinestro. You got the experience. You got the brains. You got the control. But I got one thing you ain't got. I got your ring!
Nobody this ugly has my favorite Guy's best interests at heart.
Well, if I'm gonna go to the principal's office it might as well be for a good reason.
Jeeze, was I really this dumb?
A body count, huh? That's almost enough to cheer me up.
What was the idiot thinking? That I'd go out at night without a power ring aura around me? In New York City?
Some say I'm a loser 'cause of my anger. No, I'm a loser, 'cause throughout my whole life I've had everything taken from me. Well, bein' a hero's the only place I can let my anger out and do some good. And nobody's takin' that away.
This is war, and I say -- take no prisoners.
Mean, macho and greased to kick butt. Armed with a bad attitude, a bad haircut, and the baddest power ring in the universe. Quite the man. Quite the specimen. Only trouble is... he's not me!
Bad move, pal. You coulda done some serious damage. You coulda messed up my comic book!
Who the hell d'ya think you are, huh? Who the hell do you think you are!? C'mon, get up, ya stupid punk. Ya think you're the only one who got pushed around when he was a kid? Ya think you're the only one who hadda learn to watch his back? C'mon -- get up -- so I can show you how I used t'handle those creeps!
Just try 'n' ignore me!
From now on, the brand-spankin' new Justice League America is gonna take their marchin' orders from me! And if they don't, I'll power ring their lousy butts all the way to Pluto!
Let's face it. The whole flaming world owes us big time.
Oh, come on! You really think we're gonna throw in with these wimpos?
Man, what a rush. I looove smashing through spaceships.
Looks like it's finally party time!
So it's true? He's dead? Someone killed Beetle?
I don't know. My specialty is turning people on.
I knew I was a hero and I didn't give a good damn what anybody else thought. To me, bein' a hero means doin' the right thing, no matter the odds or anybody's opinion. You do what you gotta do.
This is our greatest failure ever.
He was smarter than Bats, although nobody ever noticed.
It ain't what's on a guy's finger that makes him a hero like yours truly -- it's the fact that, ring or no ring, he never backs down from a fight. Beat that, fanboy.
