Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)/Quotes

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You'd think after living with Mr. J I'd be used to a little pain.

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

I've never seen you laugh before... I don't think I like it!

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

I'm having a BAD DAY! I'm sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, and blow me up!

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Did you see the way I handled those creeps? Pow! Bam! Batgirl, eat your heart out!

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

A Harley Scout does whatever she wants, whenever she wants, to whoever she wants. So get out of my face, chump.

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

She had legs. Legs that started in New Jersey and ended up here: in that litter-box known as Gotham City.

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

That woman has got to be stopped!

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Who'da thought? Batgirl, a guy?

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Harley Quinn is nobody's fool anymore!

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Don't flatter yourself, Kid Kilowatt!

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Who could possibly be mad at me? Well... there was that guy I took a coupla million dollars from. And then there was that lady's yacht I stole... and sank. Oh, and there was also that time I tried to bake part of Clayface, to see if I could make a nice ashtray or somethin' for Mister J.

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

I broke you out of that two-bit prison they stuck you in... For this?!? Flowers and love poems?

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Hey! I was a psychologist, y'know. I ain't stupid!

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Geez, Mr. J. wasn't kidding when he said we were stuck in a rut fighting second-stringers.

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Sigh. A man wasting away for the woman he loves. Ain't it romantic?

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Lighten up, sourpuss. This is fun.

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

I swear to God, I liked it better when Robin was helpin' the B-man insteada us.

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

You know the Carpenter, fix-it gal to Gotham's criminal elite?

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)

Who're you? Batman's squeeze?

--Harleen Quinzel (DCAU)