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Poor kid. Well, look at the bright side. You'll get all his stuff.
Who could possibly be mad at me? Well... there was that guy I took a coupla million dollars from. And then there was that lady's yacht I stole... and sank. Oh, and there was also that time I tried to bake part of Clayface, to see if I could make a nice ashtray or somethin' for Mister J.