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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Harleen Quinzel (New Earth).

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Quote1 Ladies and jerks! There's been a slight change in tonight's show. Insteada the opera robbin' you for somethin' like a thousand bucks a seat -- we're gonna rob you! Believe me folks, I've seen it already. I'm doin' ya a big favor! Quote2
--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 Why can't a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to moider her? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 The furries are cheating! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 Wouldn't it be funny if they just grabbed each other and started making out? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 Ivy, I know you think you love this guy, but you're just gonna end up strapped to his rocket! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm going to kill you. For everything you've done to me. All the times you've made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. All the memories... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 After all this time--all these years--you and I have history. I know what you think of me. You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 And Batman is allowing one of his worst enemies to walk around free for what reason? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 And if I've learned nothing else from Bugs Bunny cartoons, it's that there's always SOMETHING I can say to get the bad guy to untie me. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 You know, Pop, the main reason I became a psychiatrist was so I could understand why you did the things you did to our family. Now that I've been a criminal myself, I think I understand some of the choices you felt you had to make. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 That's when everything went ka-blooey! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 He... He loves me not... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 Hot patootie, bless my soul! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)

Quote1 Yeah, yeah, yay Girl Power. I hate to break it to you strong female characters, but I'm just the sideshow. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)
Quote1 Aww come on Puddin'. Don't you want to rev up your Harley? Quote2
--Harley to Joker[src]


Quote1 *A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting - the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks - the One and Only - JOKER! Quote2
--Harley


Quote1 You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks! Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue -But this time, baybee, the joke's on YOU! Quote2
--Harley


Quote1 Face it, Harl, this stinks - yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states - and hopelessly in love with a murderous,psychopathic clown. Quote2
--Harley


Quote1 After all this time--all these years--you and I have history. I know what you think of me. You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. Quote2
--Harley


Quote1 These are the moments that make life worth living. The moments when memories are made. The things you'll have when you're old and headed toward darkness the same way you come out of it--alone. When all of time is behind you, transparent like a...memory is the only light that will guide you down the dark path. The only hand you can hold until...nothing else matters but those memories. Nothing Quote2
--Harley