Harleen Quinzel (New Earth)/Quotes
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Ladies and jerks! There's been a slight change in tonight's show. Insteada the opera robbin' you for somethin' like a thousand bucks a seat -- we're gonna rob you! Believe me folks, I've seen it already. I'm doin' ya a big favor! 
Wouldn't it be funny if they just grabbed each other and started making out?
Ivy, I know you think you love this guy, but you're just gonna end up strapped to his rocket!
I'm going to kill you. For everything you've done to me. All the times you've made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. All the memories...
After all this time--all these years--you and I have history. I know what you think of me. You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.
And Batman is allowing one of his worst enemies to walk around free for what reason?
And if I've learned nothing else from Bugs Bunny cartoons, it's that there's always SOMETHING I can say to get the bad guy to untie me.
You know, Pop, the main reason I became a psychiatrist was so I could understand why you did the things you did to our family. Now that I've been a criminal myself, I think I understand some of the choices you felt you had to make.
That's when everything went ka-blooey!
He... He loves me not...
I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.
Well, aren't you a peach? There are a ton of things I hate about myself, but my face isn't one of them, so I think I'll keep that.
You were dead. I'm positive of it. And I got thirty-six stitches in my wrist yesterday. Now look. Gone. They're pumping us with something.
Nothing says l'Chaim like a girl dressed in a stripper clown outfit weilding a hundred-pound mallet.
Wheee...! This is just like a video game I love called Zombie Wombie. I can get all the way to the last level! It's where I always die.
Boy, taking care of babies is harder than it looks.
*A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting - the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks - the One and Only - JOKER!
- --Harley
- You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks! Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue -But this time, baybee, the joke's on YOU!
- --Harley
- Face it, Harl, this stinks - yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states - and hopelessly in love with a murderous,psychopathic clown.
- --Harley
- After all this time--all these years--you and I have history. I know what you think of me. You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.
- --Harley
- These are the moments that make life worth living. The moments when memories are made. The things you'll have when you're old and headed toward darkness the same way you come out of it--alone. When all of time is behind you, transparent like a...memory is the only light that will guide you down the dark path. The only hand you can hold until...nothing else matters but those memories. Nothing
- --Harley
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