This farce has gone far enough, Hackle! We've nailed the supects and recovered our money! The investigation is closed! Officer Montoya, I believe you've earned this collar.
Ironic, isn't it? Here we are feeling good about the drop in the crime rate... and all the while, two old sociopaths have been hiring and training most of the city's thugs to wage their own crazy war.
Look up "slippery" in the dictionary and you get Josiah Wormwood.