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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by James Olsen (Earth-One).

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
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Quote1 What a bunch of great guys! I feel like writing their story! Quote2
--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Daddy! Superboy brought you back for my birthday party -- Just like he promised! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 In the future, I'm Superman's pal! Now, back in his boyhood times, I'm Superboy's pal, too! Hurray! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 I can always get help with my secret Superman signal, hidden in this wristwatch! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Can't you understand English? Clark Kent is Superman! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Holy cats! I've killed Clark! I'm a murderer! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 In my past lives, I was the pal of some of the greatest men who ever lived! And they all died... because of my treachery, cowardice and neglect! If I stick with Superman, I might cause his death too! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Holy cats! Those are all past lives Superman lived on Krypton! But instead of my pal, every one of them is my enemy! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 With this mini-brain, I could pay off the national debt! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Who is this Marco character? I'm doing all the fighting, and he gets all the credit! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 I say, form an army of freedom... to liberate all slaves throughout the Empire! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Me a reincarnation of Marco and Spartacus? Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 I'm trapped! They will plug me if I don't talk! And being all tied up, there's no way to set off my secret Superman signal! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Naturally, my fame lived through the centuries! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Holy Cow! You... you mean you'll adopt me Superman? Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 YIPES! And Perry White thought this would be a tame story for me to cover! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Superman didn't even notice me! Am I... I his ex-pal now? Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 That female wants to put me in a harem! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 No, Perry, stay away from that open window! Jimmy will spank! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 What! A tiny bottle world inside the bottle world of Kandor--and this bottle also contains living creatures shrunk to tiny size! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Everyone gets a golden egg but me! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Hold everything, kids! You can't do the Beatle dance without a Beatle wig! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Ha, ha! Evil, like you! ...Evil, like you! I love evil! To destroy is to enjoy!!! Ha, ha, ha! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 Don't you want to look like Jimmy Olsen as much as possible? Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 History won't give me the recognition I deserve! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 My Buddy, Robin! They blasted him to atoms before my very eyes... Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 I'm called Steel-Man and I'm from another world! But I'd like to make your world my new home from now on. Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 I'm wearing special stretchable clothing, so. . . RING CHANGE ME INTO A HUMAN ANT! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 He's always rushing off like that! Maybe the guy has to take a tranquilizer! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 No, it proved twice it could foretell the future exactly! And now it's foretold death for Robin and me! I know I'm going to die... Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)

Quote1 It just seems fitting, Mr. Edge... Because when Zodiac stole that coin, he really got your goat! Ha! Ha! Ha! Quote2

--James Olsen (Earth-One)