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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by John Constantine (New Earth).

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Quote1 The vegetable twit got the better of me. That's a bloody first. Got to find him before there's a bloody second. Quote2
--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 John, me boy, you've had some daft schemes in your day, but if this one goes pear-shaped... you're in for a right kicking. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 I suppose it was only a matter of time. Swamp Thing returns? Bollocks. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 My friend, we're not going to die, none of us -- not you, not me, certainly not this Earth. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 Look, the Sandman's a fairy story you tell kids to get them off to sleep. Sprinkles magic dust in your eyes and brings you... sweet dreams. I'm trying to save the world, Mad Hettie, and you want to tell me fairy stories! Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 You're the adventurous sort. But I should at least warn you that you could be walking straight into hell. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 Marj was one of these organic garden back-to-nature types, and I've always been a great believer in just bunging something in the microwave. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 It's comin' all right. And it'll be bloody hard t'miss when it gets here. What with it flyin' the Jolly Roger! Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 You an' the cabbage haven't called it quits now, have you? Bloody hell! You have, haven't you? Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 I hate t'interrupt, but I've got some information you might be interested in... There again, maybe yer not, seeing how yer busy bonkin' the nanny and all-- Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 My name's John Constantine, and I think we could do each other a favor. Mind if I smoke? Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 Hmm. Complete regeneration in fifty-one seconds. That's pretty good. I told you you'd learn something if you stuck with me. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 See, as it happens, I've got a couple of front row tickets for the end of the universe. I thought it'd be best to use them now. I mean, you never know... There may not be a second performance. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 We're on a satellite. It belonged to a bloke called the Monitor. He's dead now. Can't see this place lasting long without him, somehow. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 There must have been hundreds of them. Crows... they're an omen, aren't they? They mean bad luck. A great big cloud of bad luck. Fanning out across the sky. Covering the world. Not that I'm superstitious personally, you understand. I mean these aren't the Dark Ages. At least, not yet. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 Blue Beetle didin't set the whole world balls-up just so's he could roger his favorite dolly-girl, did he? Now out of simple self-preservation I'm willin' to muck in an try to set everything straight... But I was hopin' you might ease up on the whinin' and bitchin' and let us get on with it, eh? Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 Yer a little late for the party. And what's with your friend? I thought he was the one we threw this bash for? You bollixed it up, didn't ya? Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 Anyhow, this here says something about an artifact -- "The Claw of Elk Hound" -- which was used to send the old fruit "on his way". Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Quote1 "Elk-Hound" is an anagram for "Alec Holland," which means that somehow this claw belongs to the missing old fruit himself. Quote2

--John Constantine (New Earth)