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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Joker (Earth-One).

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Quote1 At last, I've uncovered the great secret of Batman's identity... Quote2
--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 His life is mine... I can crush the breath out of him... effortlessly! I can, at last, triumph! But such a hollow victory--! It was mere luck that caused my attack on him to succeed. I'd always envisioned my winning as a result of cunning... at the end of a bitter struggle between the Batman and Myself-- him using his Detective Skills and me employing the divine gift men call Madness!... No! Without the game that the Batman and I have played for so many years, winning is nothing! He shall live... until I can destroy him properly! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Batman-- will you kindly stop harassing me? Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Ah-- The Batman! What an expected surprise! And what a waste of a perfectly good window! Couldn't you have used the door? Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Cleverness is a highly overrated virtue, detective! Cleverness can make you dead! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Hold them off, my valiant cretins-- and don't forget the kind of punishment I'll deal to any man who lets himself die! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 The Batman! So smug-- so sure of himself! Bah! It's time someone announced to the world that he's overrated! And I'm the one to do it! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Somebody plucked the little bird's feathers... but it wasn't me! Don't look so skeptical, cape kiddo! Have I ever lied to you-- oops, heh heh, let me put that another way... Have I ever denied credit for my acts of criminal brilliance? Where's the glory in that, I ask you? Admit it, Bats-- you know that if I'd killed him, I'd gladly own up! Why, I'd be giving interviews! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there be in humbling mere policemen? I am the Greatest Criminal ever known! HA HA HA HA! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Drat! If Papetto weren't already dead-- I'd kill him for this! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Murder is hardly something I shy away from, Bats. But I've never really wanted to kill you. If memory serves, I've had the chance several times... I've even passed the opportunity to unmask you. Where's the fun in that-- ? Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 I may be insane... but I'm not crazy! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 Much as I hate to admit it, the Batman has taught me a few tricks... such as be prepared! Or was that the Boy Scouts? Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 The Joker beats any card in the deck! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 You're always a party-poop -- just when I'm beginning to have fun! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)

Quote1 The prettiest blossom at the flower show is the Joker! Ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho! Quote2

--Joker (Earth-One)