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--Joker (Earth-One)

His life is mine... I can crush the breath out of him... effortlessly! I can, at last, triumph! But such a hollow victory--! It was mere luck that caused my attack on him to succeed. I'd always envisioned my winning as a result of cunning... at the end of a bitter struggle between the Batman and Myself-- him using his Detective Skills and me employing the divine gift men call Madness!... No! Without the game that the Batman and I have played for so many years, winning is nothing! He shall live... until I can destroy him properly!

--Joker (Earth-One)

Oh yes it is, Sidney -- It's a spear-gun!

--Joker (Earth-One)

The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there be in humbling mere policemen? I am the Greatest Criminal ever known! HA HA HA HA! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!

--Joker (Earth-One)

Much as I hate to admit it, the Batman has taught me a few tricks... such as be prepared! Or was that the Boy Scouts?

--Joker (Earth-One)

You're always a party-poop -- just when I'm beginning to have fun!

--Joker (Earth-One)