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I'm sending you ta Hell with a message. When you meet the Devil... tell 'em Jonah Hex sends his regards.
Ah heard Crested Ridge wuz a friendly town, so ah suppose you boys are here ta escort me ta the saloon?
Sometimes things don't work out the way ya want. Sometimes justice ain't served an' innocent people die on no good account.
It's Jonah Woodson Hex. The man that dangles from strings that reach ta the heavens grasped in hands as cruel as any can imagine.
Ah'm only one man. Ah cain't stop the whole world from bein' crazy. But ah hired on to do a job! And by gum -- ah aim to do it!
'Pears like a good time to switch to Plan B. Shore do wish ah had me a Plan B.
Problem last night wuz thet ah wuzn't quite forceful enough. This time ah aim to rectify thet.
A good scrap ever' now an' then shore do add spice to a dull life, don't it, Jonah boy?
Shorely did seem like one heckuva good idea when ah first had it -- but now ah've got whar ah'm convinced these just ain't my kinda folks -- !!
It ain't nuthin' but a big old-fashioned Turkey shoot.
Let me tell ya this, mister! Ah am normally a mild-mannered, easy-goin', unassumin' kinda hombre -- but you are beginnin' tuh make me -- mad!!
Don't hardly seem like the human race has accomplished much these past two hunnert years.
Wild West wuzn't never like this, gal.
Better give muhself up now, ah s'poe, afore ah go off an' do something whut gets somebody really mad.
Bars whar yuh kin get drunk? Now holdup men with guns! Why... ah'll be durned if'n it ain't practically old-home week!
Thet that electricity they got these days is really somethin'! Ah'll bet one day they come up with a million uses fer it!
I was considerin' lettin' you grab for your gun. Just to be sportsman-like. Then I thought, "nah."
I fought for the Confederacy because I felt the South was my country. I fought cause yankees come down here. You bein' colored ain't no thing to me one way or another. But you keep snarlin' at me, I'm gonna jerk a knot in your cob, and use the kid's hand to do it.
Sort of got a soft streak, don't you?
You're spendin' all your time tryin' to keep them off your place, so they got the advantage. When we was fightin' Yankees and all the odds was on their side, we could fight another day if we took it to 'em... mad and quick.
Can't say as I like that none. Don't reckon these here are the town greeters.
Yore blazin' a trail a blind man could follow, marshal... Only I don't like where it's headin'.
It ain't the speed of a man's hand what kills ya... It's tha bullets.
Muh problem ain't the bank's. Ya got till sundown ta settle up your debt ta me. Ah'll be getting drunk at the hotel when yore ready to pay.
I shudder to think of the unholy offspring the pair of you would bring into this world.
Th' only reason yore alive an' they're dead is that those men had bounties on 'em. You don't. Not yet.
Cast judgement if'n ya like, Maisy. Don't bother me none. Ah am who ah am.
That wet feelin' in yer drawers is fear. But don't worry... It will pass.
Tell your men to lower their weapons or I'll drop the lot of ya here and now...
A thousand dollars? That's enough for three killings.
Tryin' ta kill me once is more than enough ta warrant a grave. Tryin' it twice earns a more creative solution.
Don't worry. Me an trouble… We go way back.
'Cause it just ain't civilized.
Problem is, every town's got a tough guy with aspirations a' bein' a gunfighter. An' in every town I meet one of them fellas, there's a fresh grave and a sad momma cryin' nights 'bout her poor dead son. You boys wouldn't wanna make yer mommas cry now, would ya?
These men are killers, same as wolves, and they're heading this way. Stay here and make tea for them if that's what ya feel is gonna work for ya.
I pissed in yer whiskey more times than ah can remember. That wuz one of them nights.
Ah swear, some days it just don't hardly seem tuh pay tuh get outa bed.
Ah'm surprised you all ain't got 'round tuh makin' breathin' a hangin' offense!
Don't go doin' nuthin' yuh'll be sorry fer.
Actually, ah'm a travelin' Bible salesman.
Looks like the trail ends here, Jonah Boy! All muh life ah've rode with death... now he's starin' me straight in the eyeballs!
If there's one thing I can't abide... it's a snorer.
I hate a fella takes his time dying.
'Cept for being wanted for murder and shootin' up a lot of townsfolks, life was a little borin' anyway.
It wasn't a thing that appealed to me. I hated poetry and a hand up my ass only appealed to me in a kinda marginal manner.
We was in the church choir together. Later, we're gonna have a "Come-to-Jesus" meetin'.
Someday ah aim tuh shove a tamale down yore throat, Sanchez. Ah jus' hope yuh ain't too greasy tuh feel it.
Durin' th' war 'twixt the states, ah had ju' 'bout as much'a muh country's gratitude as ah could stand! Damn near killed me, all thet gratitude!
Ain't yuh never been tuh th' theater before?
Ah always treat muhself to a thick steak after killing a skunk thet shoots a marshal in the back.
Yo're pretty tough when it comes tuh usin' thet bullwhip on young'uns whut's half yore size, skunk. How's 'bout you show us how brave you kin be 'gainst a full-growed man!
Let thet be a lesson to you, boy -- never show yore back to a man aimin' to kill ya.
Once had a girl back in Abilene... tell me ah wuz at muh meanest when muh nap was interrupted. But ah don't believe a word of it.
Aw, shet yore miserable mouth, ya danged female buzzard!
Him whut lives like a skunk, shore gonna die like a skunk!
Git away from here, yuh blasted critter! Or'so help me ah'll climb on outa this barrel an' blow yore ears off!
You better pray thet girl lives. 'Cause if'n she don't, ah'm gonna come back here an' blow yore head off!
Muh freedom ain't gonna be worth a whole lot once ah'm dead! Now s'pose you quit runnin' yore mouth an' start pumpin' thet Winchester!
Both muh six-guns is so clogged up with swamp muck, they'd be more likely tuh fire bird droppin's than bullets!
Better he'p me... off'n this floor... boy! I-It's... cold.
Ah've been around one heckuva long while, darlin'! Ah've met women whut've had bats in the belfry before!
Ah swear, sometimes ah think ah oughtta give up the kinda life ah lead an' mebbie open up a general store or somethin'! At least thet way of life might be a little more simple!
Yo're all gonna hang! 'Cept'n fer you, sugar muffin! You pout yore sweet lips at thet judge, Ah'm bettin' he'll let you off easy as pie!
One more day locked up inside this here roomin' house with nobody but thet female Simon Legree fer company - an' ah'll be ripe fer an extended stay in some booby-hatch!
Well, ah'll be jiggered! Thar ain't no b'ars!
Don't thank me, woman... pay me.
A week!? Ah ain't plannin' on endurin' yore ugly company fer a whole blasted week!
I sure seem to be Hell on whores. One way or another. Reckon I can give her some work and some money. That would be the Christian thing to do.
I'm beginning to feel like a kinda whore myself, ain't even done my first show.
Ah've alluz wanted tuh meet three men whut had a pig fer a mother and a mangy skunk fer a paw.
Ah kin not tell a lie, skunks. Ah did it, wif muh little Bowie knife.
Kiss you? Ha! Ah wouldn't even let my horse kiss you!
Course ah ain't scared or nuthin'! Muh flesh alluz crawls this way!
Well, ah'll be a raccoon! Just lookit all them aces! It ain't too often yuh see cards like thet... in a losin hand!
I'm sending you to ta Hell with a message. When you meet the Devil... tell 'em Jonah Hex sends his regards.
Normally I'd hang you. But I figure your actions warrant something really cruel and unusual.
Sleep well, Padre. Tomorrow they're all gonna die.
I ain't gonna barter or negotiate. All conversation is gonna be handled with bullets.
I can get ya help, honey. -- yer still beautiful...
That war's over. I'm takin' the only side that makes sense... mine.
I don't know yer business here, but you just shot my horse for no good reason. I had no quarrel with you boys, but that's all over now.
You got yer money, so unless you want ta witness the Lord in person, ride on the Hell away from me.
Rest easy. They'll pay in blood for what they did to you and yours.
Ah told you ah wasn't going ta let you bleed ta death.
Back in the old days, of course, when some varmints wuz tryin' to splatter yore brains all over the whole outdoors... you'd ask yourself who are they? Where'd they come from? Why in thunderation are they gunnin' fer me? But in this here world... why, shucks... strangers go around maimin' an' killin' each other just to while away the time of day.
You could'a saved yourself a heap of jawin' by saying how much money you wuh willin' to pay for my services, girl!
Blazes! Seems everytime ah come in this saloon somebody comes in after me with a gun!
The more ah see of people, the more ah choose to be alone.
Don't quote me whut the Bible says about forgiving... 'cause it also says "an eye fer an eye!"
Pretty girls from Boston schools shouldn't aim guns at ugly men from half-way t'hell.
Ah'm beginning to think ah done thet boyfriend of yours a favor! Ah killed him real quick-like! If ah had left him with you, he'd probably have been slowly talked to death!
In muh whole life ah've only switched sides once in th' middle of a fight... an' after thet once, ah swore ah'd never do it again, no matter whut.
It's a lucky thing they caught me 'tween jobs.
If'n yo're lookin' tuh have a shootout, yuh'll have tuh find a way tuh have it all by yoreself!
Ah cain't do it anymore, Jeb. Ah cain't go on killin' Yankees when they's fightin' tuh give th' black folks their freedom, an' we's fightin' tuh preserve a world whut's prob'ly better off dead an' done with!
Wal, Jonah Boy, looks lahk yore still alive an' breathin'. Not thet yuh deserve tuh be.
Careful now, girls an' boys! One strange move an' you'n yore eyeballs gonna be partin' company!
There comes a time when law an' rules an' jails ain't enough ta fix things the same as a bullet can.
Ah got no problem with ya gettin' yerselves killed, but get in muh way again an' shallow graves await.
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