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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Kal-L (Earth-Two).

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This is one of the rarest punches known to science, Doctor... no antidote has ever been discovered!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Here's where Superman plays a return engagement with Mr. Mxyztplk... and see's that he departs from this world for his own dimension without delay!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Maybe it's silly... but I have a feeling I should investigate these strange rumors about a wizard who once terrorized a little town called Morabia!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Ever since I've helped those two ex-street salesmen of magic books into thinking they were real magicians, they've made my life very complicated...

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I was a father figure to the entire world...And to one person in particular...But that was another world. Another Earth. I died fighting Superboy on a distant planet, but I was blessed to have her by my side when the life slipped from my body.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Here's your ma, boys. The lonely widow, sure...but my wife and I will make it so Ma and Pa Kent are back in each other's arms.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I need your support and help, cousin. We can save Lois. We can save her if we can take her home. This corrupted and darkened Earth must be forgotten as ours was... so that the right Earth can return.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

A perfect world doesn't need a Superman.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Ratzi, I don't know where you've been hiding all these years -- but I cut my baby teeth on skunks like you!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Up, up –- and away!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

No time for formalities... what's the trouble, Santa?

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

See, I collect bullets. It's sort of a hobby.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I'd like to see a copy of that comic book.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Now I understand why I'm different from earthmen! I'm not really from Earth at all — I'm from another planet — the planet Jor-El called Krypton!!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

But that ring, it represents the paranoia and mistrust that will destroy your world if you let it.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)^[src]

Now this... this looks like a job for Superman

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)^[src]

You were never the Superman I was. I saved the world. You couldn't even save your Pa.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)^[src]

Can't anything stop him? His body's destroyed, but still he comes back. He's a fireball... a living, killing fireball! No more... nothing matters any longer. I want to see him destroyed! I have had enough.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)^[src]