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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Kal-L (Earth-Two).

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Quote1 Signal your fleet to destroy itself, or I'll destroy YOU! Quote2
--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 This is one of the rarest punches known to science, Doctor... no antidote has ever been discovered! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Here's where Superman plays a return engagement with Mr. Mxyztplk... and sees that he departs from this world for his own dimension without delay! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Maybe it's silly... but I have a feeling I should investigate these strange rumors about a wizard who once terrorized a little town called Morabia! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Ever since I've helped those two ex-street salesmen of magic books into thinking they were real magicians, they've made my life very complicated... Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 But those five men are at the very top of their professions! Why would they turn to crime? Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 As long as you're careful how you abbreviate it. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I was a father figure to the entire world...And to one person in particular...But that was another world. Another Earth. I died fighting Superboy on a distant planet, but I was blessed to have her by my side when the life slipped from my body. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Here's your ma, boys. The lonely widow, sure...but my wife and I will make it so Ma and Pa Kent are back in each other's arms. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 G-great Scott! Th-there's nothing out there. No Earth-2...no universe...nothing! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 No... not a battalion -- We're not part of any army. We fight only in the cause of justice ... and that'll give us our name ... The Justice Society of America. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I need your support and help, cousin. We can save Lois. We can save her if we can take her home. This corrupted and darkened Earth must be forgotten as ours was... so that the right Earth can return. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 A perfect world doesn't need a Superman. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Ratzi, I don't know where you've been hiding all these years -- but I cut my baby teeth on skunks like you! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Up, up –- and away! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 No time for formalities... what's the trouble, Santa? Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 See, I collect bullets. It's sort of a hobby. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I'd like to see a copy of that comic book. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 You can't have my autograph, but here's my fist-o-graph! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Since the history books say the Greeks won the war with their wooden horse, I won't be changing events any by building it myself! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Lois Lane was a big enough worry, but a Lois with super-powers is far worse! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 In the future, Lois, please try to keep away from murder charges-- they can prove quite embarrassing if you can't be cleared! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Now I understand why I'm different from earthmen! I'm not really from Earth at all — I'm from another planet — the planet Jor-El called Krypton!! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Poor Lois! I'd give anything in the world to make you well! You can't hear me, but even though it's too late, I want you to know my secret... You've always ridiculed Clark Kent- and admired Superman! Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same! If you could only open your eyes, Lois! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 It was rather nice having you worrying about me for once, Lois! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Superman? Er... Who's he? Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Let me see now! If I invert the power of X, and cube it by the inertia ratio of migratory matter... No! That's wrong too! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)
Quote1 But that ring, it represents the paranoia and mistrust that will destroy your world if you let it. Quote2
--Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1 Now this... this looks like a job for Superman Quote2
--Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1 You were never the Superman I was. I saved the world. You couldn't even save your Pa. Quote2
--Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1 Can't anything stop him? His body's destroyed, but still he comes back. He's a fireball... a living, killing fireball! No more... nothing matters any longer. I want to see him destroyed! I have had enough. Quote2
--Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]