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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Kon-El (New Earth).

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Quote1 I can't believe I ever hated Smallville. Quote2
--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I've never done freeze breath! How could a Black Lantern be a better me than...me? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Okay – tryin' to kill me is one thing – but that was my only jacket! This means war! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 What can I say? I love a girl in a uniform! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, you guys have gotta be the biggest party poopers ever to poop a party -- and believe me, I've been to some seriously pooped parties. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Listen, slug-features! I am trying to have a quiet, intimate moment with a very nice girl and her very hot booty -- and then you come barging in with your "rargh" and your "grourh" and your less-than-friendly attitude... Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Whaddaya mean, 'sure'? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 He said I wasn't the real Superboy... he was wrong. I just forgot for a little while... we all forgot... don't let them forget again. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 If all the adults are gone, then so is the JLA. There is no Justice League. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Now, c'mon, partners! Let's get back to the party! I love to hear Wonder Woman tell me what a great job we did … ! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Let's Go, Legion! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Darkseid is toast. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 That came from my underoos? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, everyone says criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot... but how come no one ever mentions the stupidity factor? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 ...This looks like a job for Superboy! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Welcome to Comaville, buddy! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey – Let's show Rex my robotic arm, Tana! That'll be so' cool!' Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Uh-uh, Backside - sacrificing virgins no longer allowed! Not sure Roxy qualifies anyway. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I think I understand Pidgin English all too well. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Uh-uh! No way! None of this "Looks-like-the-bad-guy's-toast-but-really-he's-not" stuff! Not while I'm around! You go down, you stay down. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Finally got all the way through that 'Death of Superman' video game...as Steel. Play Superboy and you're history by level three, right? But Steel... Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I'd die of embarrassment if some dweeb with a lame name like 'Neon' killed me! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 That's right punks – I'm back! The "mock" Superman – Superboy!! And I've got a surfboard now! Be afraid. Be very afraid. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Helps if you plug it in, Einstein. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Back in a heartbeat, try to make sure both of your's are still doin' that, okay? For me? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I mean, 'course it's Supergirl! I'd recognize your... S-Shield anywhere! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I want your body. I'll trade you for yours. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 At least we don't have to worry about freezing to death, right? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 That's it! Not only did you kidnap me and lock me up, you come in here and start chekin' me out! Lady or not, I'm gonna deck you! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I could be in some totally hostile environment for all I know. Like France. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 It's like being forced to choose between Betty and Veronica. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey, you don't have to tell me I won't be doing any guest shots on Melrose with a face like this. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Oh, Tana, you're not old. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Wow, I really appreciate the offer, and it's tempting for a... number... of reasons... Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Don't know if I'd hallucinate a horny 'kid' -- rather see Cindy Crawford with cool, round mounds... of ice cream. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Keep your paws off me, you stinking ape! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I'll never grow up...never become Superman... all my friends have left me... and I'm TIRED of gettin' beat on! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm with Worf! These things are so mega cute it's kinda... creepy!? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 WHOA! Cool! I mean, not that this looks like a good thing -- but I'm impressed! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 You mean, this is Captain Kerk? What -- he sign on for a five-year mission to boldly go where no man has gone before? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know--there's somethin' I gotta ask. Somethin' only you'd know... what rhymes with 'orange'? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 ...just 'cause my initials are S.B. -- don't B.S. me! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know -- like Superman? The Last Son of Krypton! Feared and respected across the universe! C'mon -- that's supposed to intimidate you! Work with me here! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 ...that means you're going down, Kossak, and I'm goin' up, up, and away! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 A few hours here -- in this idyllic country setting? It's my greatest dream come true. No, wait -- that had something to do with a Super Babe convention and X-Ray vision... Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Anyone ever tell you that your voice drops an octave when you get all commander-like? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm gonna spank Bianca for letting you watch that movie, and not in a nice way, either... Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Course, I forgot to check the batteries -- ah! The energizer bunny god smiles upon me! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 I can't say this to anyone, but there's a part of me that thinks they're all going to die — and I'm going to get kicked up into the big leagues, like it or not. I know. Thinking about promotions while they knit together Green Lantern's ribs — stepped in shallower puddles, right? But I can't help it. I keep seeing me and my guys on that front line, but the kick of it is — we don't come back either. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Now I get it. I died and went to White Boy Hell. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 You can't have it both ways. If you're going to be part of Superboy's life, you can't be part of mine. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Can't take much more of thi-- Is this... Is this what Clark felt like, right before...? No! Don't think like that. No fear, the good guys always win, no fear, the good guys always win... Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Um ... that's not really an army of evil gods descending on us ... is it? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Well, Kal, he's kinda like the '90s Kid Flash! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 We really need to get a Titans Jet or something. Not that I don't like holding your hand, Robin -- but I don't. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Dude, Batman sucks. You rock. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 If you don't turn that down, my telekinesis is going to disassemble your computer... then your face. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 What's inside me... part of me. It's corrupted. I can feel it, Tim. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Conner Kent. Kon-El. Superboy. I don't deserve to be called any of them. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 You know, everyone's right about you. You totally rule. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Starfire's garden?! Krypto, no! Get out of there! Bad dog! BAD! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 More posers? Like it wasn't bad enough the four of us were each tryin' to prove we're the real steel deal? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 But Batman never said anything about your teammates, right? Never a mention of Young Justice steering clear of Gotham or you'd be waxing the Batmobile? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know ... sometimes a pitcher throws a ball ... and the instant he lets it go, he knows it was the wrong pitch. That he's going to get pounded. And he'd do everything he could t'call it back. So ... here. We're going to pretend ... that this was a pitch that got away. Next pitch ... up to you. Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Are we gonna have a moral at the end of every adventure? Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 QUIET!!!!! Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)

Quote1 Never fails -- every time I start talkin' to a girl -- Quote2

--Kon-El (New Earth)