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Category:Kon-El (New Earth)/Quotes

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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by or about Kon-El (New Earth).

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
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Image:Quote1.png I can't believe I ever hated Smallville. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Okay – tryin' to kill me is one thing – but that was my only jacket! This means war! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png What can I say? I love a girl in a uniform! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Whaddaya mean, "sure"? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png He said I wasn't the real Superboy... he was wrong. I just forgot for a little while... we all forgot... don't let them forget again. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Let's Go, Legion! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png That came from my underoos? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Y'know, everyone says criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot... but how come no one ever mentions the stupidity factor? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Hey – Let's show Rex my robotic arm, Tana! That'll be so' cool!' Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Uh-uh, Backside - sacrificing virgins no longer allowed! Not sure Roxy qualifies anyway. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I think I understand Pidgin English all too well. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Uh-uh! No way! None of this "Looks-like-the-bad-guy's-toast-but-really-he's-not" stuff! Not while I'm around! You go down, you stay down. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Finally got all the way through that 'Death of Superman' video game...as Steel. Play Superboy and you're history by level three, right? But Steel... Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I'd die of embarrassment if some dweeb with a lame name like 'Neon' killed me! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png That's right punks – I'm back! The "mock" Superman – Superboy!! And I've got a surfboard now! Be afraid. Be very afraid. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Helps if you plug it in, Einstein. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Back in a heartbeat, try to make sure both of your's are still doin' that, okay? For me? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I mean, 'course it's Supergirl! I'd recognize your... S-Shield anywhere! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I want your body. I'll trade you for yours. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png At least we don't have to worry about freezing to death, right? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png That's it! Not only did you kidnap me and lock me up, you come in here and start chekin' me out! Lady or not, I'm gonna deck you! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I could be in some totally hostile environment for all I know. Like France. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png It's like being forced to choose between Betty and Veronica. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Hey, you don't have to tell me I won't be doing any guest shots on Melrose with a face like this. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Oh, Tana, you're not old. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Wow, I really appreciate the offer, and it's tempting for a... number... of reasons... Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Don't know if I'd hallucinate a horny 'kid' -- rather see Cindy Crawford with cool, round mounds... of ice cream. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Keep your paws off me, you stinking ape! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I'll never grow up...never become Superman... all my friends have left me... and I'm TIRED of gettin' beat on! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I'm with Worf! These things are so mega cute it's kinda... creepy!? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png WHOA! Cool! I mean, not that this looks like a good thing -- but I'm impressed! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png You mean, this is Captain Kerk? What -- he sign on for a five-year mission to boldly go where no man has gone before? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Y'know--there's somethin' I gotta ask. Somethin' only you'd know... what rhymes with 'orange'? Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png ...just 'cause my initials are S.B. -- don't B.S. me! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Y'know -- like Superman? The Last Son of Krypton! Feared and respected across the universe! C'mon -- that's supposed to intimidate you! Work with me here! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png ...that means you're going down, Kossak, and I'm goin' up, up, and away! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png A few hours here -- in this idyllic country setting? It's my greatest dream come true. No, wait -- that had something to do with a Super Babe convention and X-Ray vision... Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I'm gonna spank Bianca for letting you watch that movie, and not in a nice way, either... Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Course, I forgot to check the batteries -- ah! The energizer bunny god smiles upon me! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png I can't say this to anyone, but there's a part of me that thinks they're all going to die and I'm going to get kicked up into the big leagues, like it or not. I know. Thinking about promotions while they knit together Green Lantern's ribs--stepped in shallower puddles, right? But I can't help it. I keep seeing me and my guys on that front line, but the kick of it is--we don't come back either. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Now I get it. I died and went to white boy Hell. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Welcome to Comaville, buddy! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Dude, Batman sucks. You rock. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Wait a... AHAHAHA! That's Brother Blood? Come on, kid. You're like twelve. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Dude, Batman sucks. You rock. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png If you don't turn that down, my telekinesis is going to disassemble your computer... then your face. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png What's inside me... part of me. It's corrupted. I can feel it, Tim. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Conner Kent. Kon-El. Superboy. I don't deserve to be called any of them. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png You know, everyone's right about you. You totally rule. Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Starfire's garden?! Krypto, no! Get out of there! Bad dog! BAD! Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
Image:Quote1.png Never fails -- every time I start talkin' to a girl -- Image:Quote2.png
--Kon-El (New Earth)
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