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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Lobo (New Earth).

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
Pages with a quote from this character will automatically be added here along with the quote.

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Quote1 I can speak 17,897 galactic languages an' I got no idea what yer talkin' about! Quote2
--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What's the matter? Ya never seen an archbishop regenerate himself from his own blood before? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I killed every living thing on Czarnia fer fun. I killed Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny an' things that don't even exist, an' so help me, I tried ta follow th' triple-fold path o' peace. I tried my best... but frag me for a bastich, even I got limits! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 ... He was a feisty little bastich and no mistake. May the blessings of the Triple Fish God be upon his passing and grace him with peace on the Triplefold path. Now let's get goin'. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey, buzz off, you fraggin' Daxamite! This meat is mine! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey! Those chains cost money! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm Lobo, man! When the meanest, baddest suckers in the galaxy need someone offed--they call me! When the Khunds need a planet's leader knocked off before they invade...they call me! When Darkseid needs someone assassinated...you know who he calls? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Mess with the Main Man and you buy yourself oceans of trouble. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Whoo-OOO! I win again! I always fraggin' win! I fraggin' ask ya -- who's the Main Man? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 A lotta guys use an agency like Bunsen's when they're lookin' fer work. An agency has certain advantages -- Camaraderie - good drinkin' buddies - th' whole male bondin' bull shtick! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I swear them buns get sweeter, Darl! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey, I like yer attitude m'man! An' yer pomes ain't bad, either. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What, no pomes? Fer shame! But don't worry -- I'm sure I'll come up with an apt fraggin' epitaph! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Pucker up, ya big-eared, yellow-bellied bastich! The Main Man's a-comin' -- an' he ain't takin' prisoners! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Gotta say, I been feelin' strangely dissatisfied with Big-Ears' barbeque. Like, there shoulda been more. True evil deserves a better end! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I've had it with you League morons sticking' your noses where they don't belong! Sorry about this, Gold--but I'm gonna have t'make an example outta you! Ah who am I Kiddin'? I'm Not sorry. Not one little--BIIIIIPEE! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Not only am I doing you for free, fella -- I'm gonna kill you in a brand new -- and utterly disgusting -- way! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Foibles? Moi? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Goodness of thought? Us? Man, you need a brain change! We're th' baddest bastiches this side o' Purgatory! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Okay, okay! So he's got ambition! Whattaya trying to do, give me an inferiority complex? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Genuflect on this, Creeps! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Feetal's Giz! Not a broad or booze in sight! What kinda God would make this his special place? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What a rush! I ain't had so much fun since I stitched my gandad's eyes shut and sent him walkin' through traffic! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Kill! Rend! Destroy! Slaughter! Disembowel! An when ya've done that, frag the bastards! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 If ya can be sure o' killin' 'em, always let th' bad guys have first shot. It sure gets th' old adrenaline pumpin' -- also, it keeps me in good with th' comic code authorities! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Gerroff, ya geekoids! Me an' this judicial butt-hole are gonna discuss his sentencin' policies! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Don't go bleedin' ta death on me yet, guys -- I still owe yez a little haute coiffure! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya can sit on yer prizes, Johnny...I'm just here for the fun! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya wanna come out of this organus intactus, quit now! 'Cos lemme tell ya -- th' main man's hot ta trot an' game ta maim! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Don't count yer chickens, ya lowdown conivin' bastich! The main man is back -- an' he's ready ta rumble! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I killed every living thing on Czarnia fer fun. I killed Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny an' things that don't even exist, an' so help me, I tried ta follow th' triple-fold path o' peace. I tried my best... but frag me for a bastich, even I got limits! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What's wrong? Cat got yer tongue? Cat got yer whole Fraggin' FACE, in fact!? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Cheer up, Draggy! Ya now belong t' a very exclusive club... ain't many guys have had th' good fortune t' watch somebody eat their own fraggin' entrails! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ain't scripts th' creeps here buy, Clyde. It's souls! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya'd better watch out -- ya'd better not cry! Ya'd better not pout, I'm tellin' ya why -- Santa 'Bo is comin' to town! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Main man, my ass. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Well, hey there. Got milk? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 You are so dead. So dead. So dead. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I got one whole heap o' pent-up anger an' frustrated rage just a-beggin' fer a few friendly faces to frag! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Nobody hits th' Main Man with impunity -- not even when I deserve it! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Anythin' ta keep some distance between me an' these religioso fruitcakes! Only thing that stops me offin' th' whole fraggin' lot o' them is th' fact that more wars have been fought over religion than any other cause... so it can't be all bad! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, I sometimes wonder what happened t' th' universe. Like, how'd everythin' get so goody-fraggin'-goody? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 That's right, folks! I realized preachin' could bring th' big cash rewards man-hunters can only dream about... an' now I want my share! What happens if ya don't stump up? Well, I'm just liable to do ya some kinda injury! So, folks, where would ya rather be hit -- in th' pocket or in th' face? Th' choice is yours! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Straw that broke th' camel's back, huh? 'Tell ya, they don't make postal workers like they used ta! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Whaddaya think I am -- a brazeer? Th' Main Man don't need no support! Awright! Sooner we get this gig started, sooner I'm stinkin' rich! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 See, ya should never make threats unless ya can back 'em up! Otherwise, what happens when ya come up against a monster like me? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Somebody's gonna end up in plaster for this! Somebody else, that is! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya ankle-sunkin' dwarf bastiches! I'll give ya customer-friendly! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 But forewarned is Fore-Fraggin'-Armed, right? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What an ignominious end fer th' galaxy's top assassin -- bit ta death by a billion fraggin' ants with th' Devil's own music blarin' in my head! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm hungover -- th' Ghostboys cleaned me out at poker -- an' it feels like Jimby's babe's left me some kinda crustacean memento! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Friends -- bikers -- psychopaths -- lissen up! I ain't here ta watch no dummies racin'! Like, where were they when we wuz proppin' up bars an' pukin' an' fightin'? They ain't genuine bikers! they're semi-pros an' cash-crazy creeps! Th' real bikers -- namely us -- have been sidelined an' disqualified! I say we have our own fraggin' race, my well-oiled friends! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Darlene, honey, I don't wanna hurt yer feelin's -- though I wouldn't mind feelin' yer hurtin's so t'speak -- but what kinda present is that for a man? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Oh man, I knew I wuz gonna have fun t'day! Just fraggin' knew it! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm ta meet her at th' restaurant on Doofer Street. Prob'ly some babe heard o' my prowess, wants t'take me on fer matters other than bounty huntin'! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Yer knight in shinin' armor, babe! Saved yer life, Darl. Now if that ain't worth a little hanky-panky --! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Nothin' like two pounds o' plasteek fer bringin' matters to a head! Hyuk! Hyuk! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I tell ya, when I find out who kidnapped Darlene an' suckered me inta this, blood is gonna flow like hooch at an alkie's party! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 s no good! I'm just too tough ta kill by ordinary means! There's gotta be another' way! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Sheesh! Th' ignominy of it -- th' Main Man reduced to a skeleton collectin' fraggin' stupid snails! If Jonas Glim ever gets t'hear o' this...! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Man, we oughta be in a circus! 'Cept if we wuz, I'd have ta burn it down fer exploitin' us! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Beat it, ya chump! I'm bein' paid t' trail guide, not be fraggin' pleasant! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ha! I don't give a monkey's hump how I got here! This is what I wuz born an' bred fer -- th' heat o' battle! Th' taste o' blood! Th' screams o' the' dyin' an' wounded! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I don't give a flyin' fish fart about no dopey revenge quest, cheezhead! I'm outta here! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Yer a harbinger o' doom, Badlucky -- so frag off an' harbinge fer some other chump! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 No babe gives th' Main Man th' chump-dump -- 'specially not one I've broke my golden rule fer, an' fell in fraggin' love with! She's comin' home with me, or th' Moon's a balloon an' my middle name ain't sex-meister! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I'll give ya my weapons awright, ya jumped-up fraggin' traffic light! BULLETS FIRST! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Bounty huntin's maybe a risky job, Jonas -- but I swear it don't touch on bein' a restaurateur! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Callin' all heroic simps! Yer pals is croaked! WHO'S FRAGGIN' NEXT?! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 YeHAAA, yabastiches! yagotth'MainManonafreniedfraggin'SPEEDBINGE! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya brung this on yerselves, babes! Me, I consider it a tragic fraggin' waste! I ain't been in a foursome since I dated Triplicate Girl. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Lissen up, ya feeb! When th' Main Man kills somebody, they stay dead! I dunno what th' big difference is with you, puke-head, but don't worry -- I'll soon sort things out! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Why do I get th' feelin' I wuz havin' more fun dead than I do alive? Never mind -- I'll soon rectify th' situation! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Feetal's Gizz , Good Buddies! I just love a happy fraggin' endin'! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I ain't no fraggin' hero. I'm th' main man. I booze. I womanize. I swear. An' I beat th' living crap outta anybody I fraggin' feel like. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Spare me th' bull, Dox! Obviously, yer workin' t' some secret agenda. Well, 's no skin off th' Main Man's snoot! But don't even think about double-crossin' me! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What'd I tell ya? Easy as slittin' yer granny's throat! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, 'Bo, this is gonna feel real weird! Ain't many guys get ta kill themselves an' still stay alive ta boast about it! 's gonna be a gas! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Did anyone ever tell you how you glow when you're angry? I'll bet that's how you looked the first time you ever -- that's assuming of course that you ever lost your... innocence. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Dream on, Quartz-Butt! I'm not gonna sit around bored outta my skull watchin' you losers mope! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya psycho bastich! Ya just doused my romantic flame! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 School's in, y' bushwhackin' dweeb-monkeys. T'day's lesson... payback's a bitch! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

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Quote1 If yer askin' if those alien bastiches managed to hoodoo my brain-pan, the answer is negatory. They gave it a shot, but 'pparently they didn't like what they found. 'Magine that! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)
Quote1 KILLRENDDESTROYFRAG! Quote2
--Lobo (New Earth)


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