Fandom

DC Database

Lobo (New Earth)/Quotes

Category page

97,108pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

New DC logo
This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Lobo (New Earth).

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
Pages with a quote from this character will automatically be added here along with the quote.

(This template will categorize articles that include it into Category:Quotes.)
Quote1 I can speak 17,897 galactic languages an' I got no idea what yer talkin' about! Quote2
--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What's the matter? Ya never seen an archbishop regenerate himself from his own blood before? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I killed every living thing on Czarnia fer fun. I killed Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny an' things that don't even exist, an' so help me, I tried ta follow th' triple-fold path o' peace. I tried my best... but frag me for a bastich, even I got limits! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 ... He was a feisty little bastich and no mistake. May the blessings of the Triple Fish God be upon his passing and grace him with peace on the Triplefold path. Now let's get goin'. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey, buzz off, you fraggin' Daxamite! This meat is mine! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey! Those chains cost money! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I'm Lobo, man! When the meanest, baddest suckers in the galaxy need someone offed--they call me! When the Khunds need a planet's leader knocked off before they invade...they call me! When Darkseid needs someone assassinated...you know who he calls? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Mess with the Main Man and you buy yourself oceans of trouble. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Whoo-OOO! I win again! I always fraggin' win! I fraggin' ask ya -- who's the Main Man? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey, I like yer attitude m'man! An' yer pomes ain't bad, either. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What, no pomes? Fer shame! But don't worry -- I'm sure I'll come up with an apt fraggin' epitaph! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Pucker up, ya big-eared, yellow-bellied bastich! The Main Man's a-comin' -- an' he ain't takin' prisoners! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Gotta say, I been feelin' strangely dissatisfied with Big-Ears' barbeque. Like, there shoulda been more. True evil deserves a better end! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I've had it with you League morons sticking' your noses where they don't belong! Sorry about this, Gold--but I'm gonna have t'make an example outta you! Ah who am I Kiddin'? I'm Not sorry. Not one little--BIIIIIPEE! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Not only am I doing you for free, fella -- I'm gonna kill you in a brand new -- and utterly disgusting -- way! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Foibles? Moi? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Goodness of thought? Us? Man, you need a brain change! We're th' baddest bastiches this side o' Purgatory! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Okay, okay! So he's got ambition! Whattaya trying to do, give me an inferiority complex? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Genuflect on this, Creeps! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Feetal's Giz! Not a broad or booze in sight! What kinda God would make this his special place? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What a rush! I ain't had so much fun since I stitched my gandad's eyes shut and sent him walkin' through traffic! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Kill! Rend! Destroy! Slaughter! Disembowel! An when ya've done that, frag the bastards! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 If ya can be sure o' killin' 'em, always let th' bad guys have first shot. It sure gets th' old adrenaline pumpin' -- also, it keeps me in good with th' comic code authorities! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Gerroff, ya geekoids! Me an' this judicial butt-hole are gonna discuss his sentencin' policies! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya can sit on yer prizes, Johnny...I'm just here for the fun! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya wanna come out of this organus intactus, quit now! 'Cos lemme tell ya -- th' main man's hot ta trot an' game ta maim! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Don't count yer chickens, ya lowdown conivin' bastich! The main man is back -- an' he's ready ta rumble! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I killed every living thing on Czarnia fer fun. I killed Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny an' things that don't even exist, an' so help me, I tried ta follow th' triple-fold path o' peace. I tried my best... but frag me for a bastich, even I got limits! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 What's wrong? Cat got yer tongue? Cat got yer whole Fraggin' FACE, in fact!? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Cheer up, Draggy! Ya now belong t' a very exclusive club... ain't many guys have had th' good fortune t' watch somebody eat their own fraggin' entrails! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ain't scripts th' creeps here buy, Clyde. It's souls! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya'd better watch out -- ya'd better not cry! Ya'd better not pout, I'm tellin' ya why -- Santa 'Bo is comin' to town! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Main man, my ass. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Well, hey there. Got milk? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 You are so dead. So dead. So dead. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I got one whole heap o' pent-up anger an' frustrated rage just a-beggin' fer a few friendly faces to frag! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Wrong Fraggin' Answer, Butt-Hole! "FEETAL'S GIZZ'!" Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Nobody hits th' Main Man with impunity -- not even when I deserve it! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, I sometimes wonder what happened t' th' universe. Like, how'd everythin' get so goody-fraggin'-goody? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 But forewarned is Fore-Fraggin'-Armed, right? Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Oh man, I knew I wuz gonna have fun t'day! Just fraggin' knew it! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Nothin' like two pounds o' plasteek fer bringin' matters to a head! Hyuk! Hyuk! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 BLOW IT OUT YER BUTT, CREEP! I FRAGGED MY MOTHER AFORE SHE EVER TOLD ME ANYTHIN'!" "IZZATAFACT NOW...YA LOUD-MOUTHED BASTICH!" Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Callin' all heroic simps! Yer pals is croaked! WHO'S FRAGGIN' NEXT?! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 "OUTTA MY WAY YA INDIGENOUS FRAGGIN' DWEEB! TH' MAIN MAN'S ON BIG-BUCK BIZNESS...AN' I AIN'T TAKIN' PRISONERS!" Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Feetal's Gizz , Good Buddies! I just love a happy fraggin' endin'! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 I ain't no fraggin' hero. I'm th' main man. I booze. I womanize. I swear. An' I beat th' living crap outta anybody I fraggin' feel like. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Did anyone ever tell you how you glow when you're angry? I'll bet that's how you looked the first time you ever -- that's assuming of course that you ever lost your... innocence. Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Dream on, Quartz-Butt! I'm not gonna sit around bored outta my skull watchin' you losers mope! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 Ya psycho bastich! Ya just doused my romantic flame! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 School's in, y' bushwhackin' dweeb-monkeys. T'day's lesson... payback's a bitch! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 ' Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)

Quote1 If yer askin' if those alien bastiches managed to hoodoo my brain-pan, the answer is negatory. They gave it a shot, but 'pparently they didn't like what they found. 'Magine that! Quote2

--Lobo (New Earth)
Quote1 KILLRENDDESTROYFRAG! Quote2
--Lobo (New Earth)


Also on Fandom

Random Wiki