Lobo (New Earth)/Quotes
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I can speak 17,897 galactic languages an' I got no idea what yer talkin' about! 
What's the matter? Ya never seen an archbishop regenerate himself from his own blood before?
I killed every living thing on Czarnia fer fun. I killed Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny an' things that don't even exist, an' so help me, I tried ta follow th' triple-fold path o' peace. I tried my best... but frag me for a bastich, even I got limits!
... He was a feisty little bastich and no mistake. May the blessings of the Triple Fish God be upon his passing and grace him with peace on the Triplefold path. Now let's get goin'.
Hey! Those chains cost money!
Mess with the Main Man and you buy yourself oceans of trouble.
Whoo-OOO! I win again! I always fraggin' win! I fraggin' ask ya -- who's the Main Man?
Those do look like some mighty fine donuts. I'll take some for the road
Heh. That all you got? Cuz I've got a whole other can of WHIP YER ASS comin' yer way, pal!
But before I end all life on this planet, I have a score to settle with you, director Maxim... I'm coming to split your fraggin' skull wide open. And I'll shred any damn, dirty bastich that stands in my way!
Not only am I doing you for free, fella -- I'm gonna kill you in a brand new -- and utterly disgusting -- way!
Foibles? Moi?
Genuflect on this, Creeps!
Feetal's Giz! Not a broad or booze in sight! What kinda God would make this his special place?
What a rush! I ain't had so much fun since I stitched my gandad's eyes shut and sent him walkin' through traffic!
What's wrong? Cat got yer tongue? Cat got yer whole Fraggin' FACE, in fact!?
Cheer up, Draggy! Ya now belong t' a very exclusive club... ain't many guys have had th' good fortune t' watch somebody eat their own fraggin' entrails!
Ya'd better watch out -- ya'd better not cry! Ya'd better not pout, I'm tellin' ya why -- Santa 'Bo is comin' to town!
Main man, my ass.
Well, hey there. Got milk?
You are so dead. So dead. So dead.
I got one whole heap o' pent-up anger an' frustrated rage just a-beggin' fer a few friendly faces to frag!
Wrong Fraggin' Answer, Butt-Hole!
"FEETAL'S GIZZ'!"
Feetal's Gizz, I needed that! BRU-UPPP!
Y'know, I sometimes wonder what happened t' th' universe. Like, how'd everythin' get so goody-fraggin'-goody?
But forewarned is Fore-Fraggin'-Armed, right?
Nothin' like two pounds O' plasteek fer bringin' matters to a head! Hyuk! Hyuk!
Most expensive meal I ever fraggin ate! But lets cut this crap an you gimme the ten mill ya owe me, huh, Bunsen, YA GEEK?
BLOW IT OUT YER BUTT, CREEP! I FRAGGED MY MOTHER AFORE SHE EVER TOLD ME ANYTHIN'!"
"IZZATAFACT NOW...YA LOUD-MOUTHED BASTICH!"
CALLIN' ALL HEROES SIMPS! YER PALS IS CROAKED! WHO'S FRAGGIN' NEXT?!
"OUTTA MY WAY YA INDIGENOUS FRAGGIN' DWEEB! TH' MAIN MAN'S ON BIG-BUCK BIZNESS...AN' I AIN'T TAKIN' PRISONERS!"
Feetal's Gizz , Good Buddies! I just love a happy fraggin' endin'!
I ain't no fraggin' hero. I'm th' main man. I booze. I womanize. I swear. An' I beat th' living crap outta anybody I fraggin' feel like.
Did anyone ever tell you how you glow when you're angry? I'll bet that's how you looked the first time you ever -- that's assuming of course that you ever lost your... innocence.
Dream on, Quartz-Butt! I'm not gonna sit around bored outta my skull watchin' you losers mope!
Ya psycho bastich! Ya just doused my romantic flame!
If yer askin' if those alien bastiches managed to hoodoo my brain-pan, the answer is negatory. They gave it a shot, but 'pparently they didn't like what they found. 'Magine that!
KILLRENDDESTROYFRAG!
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