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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Lois Lane (Smallville).

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
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Quote1 Congratulations. You're dating Mother Teresa in six-inch heels. Quote2
--Lois Lane (Smallville)

Quote1 Your brother left big shoes for you to fill, Olsen. I know you're up to the task. Quote2

--Lois Lane (Smallville)

Quote1 Rule #3: Do whatever it takes to get the story. Quote2

--Lois Lane (Smallville)

Quote1 Actually... um, we have another problem. Kind of a big problem, really. A happy loving couple came through here with super powers and a really bad attitude. Got pretty ugly. Quote2

--Lois Lane (Smallville)

Quote1 I mean, is it just me, or is this relationship all interruptus and no coitus? Quote2

--Lois Lane (Smallville)

Quote1 Shouldn't you be in school? Quote2

--Lois Lane (Smallville)

Lois to Clark; Sure but sitting here now with you, I think I’m more proud that we uncovered the truth, than I am over the headline. Thanks for helping me break the story Clark. Keep up the good work. You’ve got a long career ahead of you at the Daily Planet

Smallville Episode: Plastique

Crusade - Lois to Clark: 'Guess i'm a sucker for stray dogs and naked men. . . . Okay, that didn't come out right.'

Crusade Clark: You talk a lot. Lois Lane: Well, I'm just not comfortable with uncomfortable silence and you're not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation.

Crusade Lois Lane: I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see, told me I was destined to fall for a guy who... flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So I'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing.

Crusade Lois Lane: [to Clark] Glad to see we've moved beyond the clothing-optional stage of our relationship.

Crusade Lois Lane: It's funny, I never thought she'd fall for the farm boy type. Martha Kent: Trust me, that can happen to the best of us. Lois Lane: Not me. Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week. Martha Kent: Clark has many sides. Lois Lane: Yeah, I've seen several of them already.

Crusade Lois Lane: Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uhm, Clark Junior.

Facade Chloe: I'm off to see Clark Kent in a wet t-shirt. Care to join me? Lois Lane: Like I've never seen that before.

Devoted Lois Lane: I'm glad you made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you. Clark: In the future, let's restrict our conversations to "hello" and "goodbye".

Devoted Lois Lane: Don't worry. I'll visit. Clark: Is that a promise or a threat?

Devoted Mandy: You're so strong. Clark: [hesitates] You're so beautiful. Lois Lane: [whispers] I'm so grossed out.

Pariah Chloe Sullivan: Lois, if you found out something, something someone didn't want you to know about them, would you tell them? Lois Lane: That depends. Is that person someone you care about? Chloe Sullivan: Yeah. Lois Lane: And does keeping the secret hurt anyone? Chloe Sullivan: No. Lois Lane: Then my answer is no. If I really cared about that person, I wouldn't tell them that I knew. But I would go out of my way to be supportive of them so that hopefully, one day, they would be comfortable enough to tell me themselves.

Recruit Clark: So what're you gonna do? Are you gonna go stay with Chloe? Lois Lane: They've got a tiny one-bedroom apartment. I can't do that to them. It's fine, really, I'm just gonna check into a motel and when the money runs out, I can always sleep in my car. The backseat's not too bad if you bend your knees and avoid the drive train and then, you know, if I have to sell my car for food, that's okay too. I've always dreamed of being a hobo, riding the rails, cooking beans over roadside fires... Clark: If you want, I guess you can stay with us. Lois Lane: You're a lifesaver! God, am I in need of a hot shower! Don't worry, Smallville. I'll try to keep it under a half hour. Clark: What just happened?

Recruit Lois Lane: Knock, knock. You should think about putting up a door or something. I don't know, maybe it's a city thing, but where I come from, we like to have a little privacy. Clark: Lois, who would've thought I'd be relieved to hear your voice?

Recruit Clark: I thought I told you to wait outside. Lois Lane: I don't do good with waiting. Especially when I'm awaiting trial.

Krypto Lois Lane: [after hitting the dog with her car] Okay. You're gonna be fine. I know you're gonna be fine. Everyone I've ever hit was all right.

Krypto Lois Lane: I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies. Clark: Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too. Lois Lane: Maybe I'm allergic to you.

Krypto Jonathan Kent: Where did you say you found him? Lois Lane: Actually, I kind of... hit him. Clark: You hit him? With your car? Lois Lane: (sarcastically) No, with my fist.

Krypto Lois Lane: [trying to name dog] Well, he's annoying and I can't seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarky.

Krypto Lois Lane: [to vet] We call him Clarky. Clark: We do not call him Clarky. Lois Lane: Is it the "y" part you don't like? Because, we could always just make it "Clark." But then that would get really confusing, and, hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be "Skipper."

Lucy Lois Lane: You're amazing, Smallville. You always look for the best in people even when they walk all over you. Clark Kent: I guess that explains why we're friends. Lois Lane: Oh, we're friends now? Clark Kent: Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Lucy Lois Lane: You're going to realize that Clark's sense of humor is an acquired taste; much like his sense of fashion.

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