I'm not some weepy little flower. I'm Mary Seward. Queen of Blood. The baddest bitch who ever lived. Being a vampire gave me my powers. But being me made me awesome.
Ugh, look. I was evil for half a millennia. The one thing I learned--as much as it pisses me off, the bad guy never wins. I mean, seriously, I'm way smarter than Andrew ever was, and he kept winning! Now, look, I went for a little walk-and-talk on the ethereal plane, and it's become clear to me that, essentially--back off, dye-job--I'm here to kill you mooks.
Today is a big day. And we start each day right. With a very...very...healthy breakfast. My name is Mary Seward. Now they call me Mary, Queen of Blood. And it's amazing to be me.
Y'know, I was going along all happy about to take over the world. Probably going to score with Batman... and now I've got a primordial evil co-opting my army... A bunch of mystical morons all around me... and Andrew's 'boyfriend' and his stupid kid...