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When you talk like a lunatic, it makes me all melty in my various zones and regions.
YOU TINY BASTARD! This is the thanks I get for tending to your every need?! The uncountable poopy diapers? The endless infuriating colic? And what of facilitating your unfulfilled dreams of vengeance upon these meddling teenagers?!