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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Michael Jon Carter (New Earth).

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Quote1 Tomorrow is the defining moment of the century and I'm gonna be part of it. Quote2
--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Light up the whole damn sky, Daniel! This one's for the Blue and the Gold! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 I hate time travelers. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 You what? You lied? What kind of a Superhero are you? Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 It's like an Egyptian tomb now. Testament to the greatness it represents. And reminder of the evil he protected us from. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Why don't you go check the damage on the limo? It's my favorite one, and I'd hate to lose it! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 You wonderful, little... if you had an orifice I'd kiss it or rub it or something. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Sorry, ladies, your're nice enough-- Just a bit too clingy. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 In the super hero game there's usually one fail-safe technique used to solve problems. Beat the stuffing out of the bad guys. Other times you gotta use your brains. Or lack of 'them Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Oh, c'mon. Would the devil be as good looking as me? Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Huh, my sister did a science project like this in the fourth grade. If I remember correctly, I screwed that up too. Let's try it without the embarrassing explosion this time. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Security personnel? Man, I was in the JLA! "Booster Gold, night watchman", is a total status kill! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 You did a fine job getting me started on the right path. Though I still remember how completely nuts you sometimes made me. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 We can debate that point later. Right now--You need a shower. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 You were my best friend, Ted! My best friend! We were gonna go on laughing and joking and saving the world forever! And you left me alone! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 I'll have you know that women-- in dozens of eras across history-- have sung the praises of my ass! And you should hear what they say about the rest of my anatomy! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 You wanted me in that prison... At that exact time... So I could meet him-- Didn't you? Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Yeah-- and I've got to tell you, since they switched writers the book's gone right into the toilet! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Those guys give me the creeps. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 How do I explain to Sue that her husband was force-fed eighty billion hamburgers and exploded? Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 You don't get to kill Max Lord! We capture him and he gets stuck in a concrete hole with 85 power dampeners strapped to every appendage and he rots there! But before we do that--I'm gonna beat the ever-loving @#$% out of him. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Sometimes I have no clue when I'm getting screwed over. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 We're a thousand years in the future... Alone in a hostile universe. Where the hell we gonna go? Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 "Trouble" isn't the word, Superman! I'm telling you right now -- it's like doomsday is here! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 It's one thing if you try to kill me. But when you don't laugh at my jokes -- then I get mad! Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 Tomorrow is the defining moment of the century and I'm gonna be part of it. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 The government is messing around with Time Travel? That is the single scariest thing I have ever, ever heard. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Quote1 This isn't what I signed up for. All I wanted was to find Batman. Quote2

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)