Tomorrow is the defining moment of the century and I'm gonna be part of it.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Light up the whole damn sky, Daniel! This one's for the Blue and the Gold!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

I hate time travelers.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

I'm not kidding, Jonah. I don't know how or why, but I'm definitely not from this time.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

That is seriously hardcore. How are you not freaking out about this? Mutilated bodies and you're decapitating them... You can just bring heads in and get paid for them?

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

You what? You lied? What kind of a Superhero are you?

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

It's like an Egyptian tomb now. Testament to the greatness it represents. And reminder of the evil he protected us from.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Why don't you go check the damage on the limo? It's my favorite one, and I'd hate to lose it!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

You wonderful, little... if you had an orifice I'd kiss it or rub it or something.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Sorry, ladies, your're nice enough-- Just a bit too clingy.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

In the super hero game there's usually one fail-safe technique used to solve problems. Beat the stuffing out of the bad guys. Other times you gotta use your brains. Or lack of 'them

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Oh, c'mon. Would the devil be as good looking as me?

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Huh, my sister did a science project like this in the fourth grade. If I remember correctly, I screwed that up too. Let's try it without the embarrassing explosion this time.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Security personnel? Man, I was in the JLA! "Booster Gold, night watchman", is a total status kill!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

You did a fine job getting me started on the right path. Though I still remember how completely nuts you sometimes made me.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

We can debate that point later. Right now--You need a shower.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

You were my best friend, Ted! My best friend! We were gonna go on laughing and joking and saving the world forever! And you left me alone!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

I'll have you know that women-- in dozens of eras across history-- have sung the praises of my ass! And you should hear what they say about the rest of my anatomy!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

You wanted me in that prison... At that exact time... So I could meet him-- Didn't you?

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Yeah-- and I've got to tell you, since they switched writers the book's gone right into the toilet!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Those guys give me the creeps.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

How do I explain to Sue that her husband was force-fed eighty billion hamburgers and exploded?

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

You don't get to kill Max Lord! We capture him and he gets stuck in a concrete hole with 85 power dampeners strapped to every appendage and he rots there! But before we do that--I'm gonna beat the ever-loving @#$% out of him.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Sometimes I have no clue when I'm getting screwed over.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

"Trouble" isn't the word, Superman! I'm telling you right now -- it's like doomsday is here!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Let me be perfectly clear: I have never, ever let my name or likeness be used to sell adult diapers.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

Yesterday is the past. And tomorrow -- belongs to those who claim it.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

My story is well known. I'm from the future. Where, sad to say, I messed up. Royally. But I'm here to make up for that. To help. 400 years from now, there will be fewer differences. A better time when countries and people will unify. Problems that seem major now will be long-forgotten trivia by then. But the way you screw-ups are handling things is beyond belief. The fools I see running governments jeopardizes that better tomorrow. There will be a Justice League International. Whether you want it or not.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

We put on masks, capes, and tights. Convince ourselves we can't be hurt. That we're invincible. But when reality arrives and smacks us upside the head with a wake-up call-- It becomes clear that we're lying to ourselves.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

It's one thing if you try to kill me. But when you don't laugh at my jokes -- then I get mad!

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

The government is messing around with Time Travel? That is the single scariest thing I have ever, ever heard.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)

This isn't what I signed up for. All I wanted was to find Batman.

--Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)