Michael Jon Carter (New Earth)/Quotes
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Tomorrow is the defining moment of the century and I'm gonna be part of it. 
Light up the whole damn sky, Daniel! This one's for the Blue and the Gold!
I hate time travelers.
I'm not kidding, Jonah. I don't know how or why, but I'm definitely not from this time.
You what? You lied? What kind of a Superhero are you?
It's like an Egyptian tomb now. Testament to the greatness it represents. And reminder of the evil he protected us from.
Why don't you go check the damage on the limo? It's my favorite one, and I'd hate to lose it!
You wonderful, little... if you had an orifice I'd kiss it or rub it or something.
Sorry, ladies, your're nice enough-- Just a bit too clingy.
In the super hero game there's usually one fail-safe technique used to solve problems. Beat the stuffing out of the bad guys. Other times you gotta use your brains. Or lack of 'them
Oh, c'mon. Would the devil be as good looking as me?
Huh, my sister did a science project like this in the fourth grade. If I remember correctly, I screwed that up too. Let's try it without the embarrassing explosion this time.
Security personnel? Man, I was in the JLA! "Booster Gold, night watchman", is a total status kill!
You did a fine job getting me started on the right path. Though I still remember how completely nuts you sometimes made me.
We can debate that point later. Right now--You need a shower.
You were my best friend, Ted! My best friend! We were gonna go on laughing and joking and saving the world forever! And you left me alone!
I'll have you know that women-- in dozens of eras across history-- have sung the praises of my ass! And you should hear what they say about the rest of my anatomy!
You wanted me in that prison... At that exact time... So I could meet him-- Didn't you?
Yeah-- and I've got to tell you, since they switched writers the book's gone right into the toilet!
Those guys give me the creeps.
How do I explain to Sue that her husband was force-fed eighty billion hamburgers and exploded?
You don't get to kill Max Lord! We capture him and he gets stuck in a concrete hole with 85 power dampeners strapped to every appendage and he rots there! But before we do that--I'm gonna beat the ever-loving @#$% out of him.
Sometimes I have no clue when I'm getting screwed over.
"Trouble" isn't the word, Superman! I'm telling you right now -- it's like doomsday is here!
Let me be perfectly clear: I have never, ever let my name or likeness be used to sell adult diapers.
Yesterday is the past. And tomorrow -- belongs to those who claim it.
My story is well known. I'm from the future. Where, sad to say, I messed up. Royally. But I'm here to make up for that. To help. 400 years from now, there will be fewer differences. A better time when countries and people will unify. Problems that seem major now will be long-forgotten trivia by then. But the way you screw-ups are handling things is beyond belief. The fools I see running governments jeopardizes that better tomorrow. There will be a Justice League International. Whether you want it or not.
We put on masks, capes, and tights. Convince ourselves we can't be hurt. That we're invincible. But when reality arrives and smacks us upside the head with a wake-up call-- It becomes clear that we're lying to ourselves.
It's one thing if you try to kill me. But when you don't laugh at my jokes -- then I get mad!
The government is messing around with Time Travel? That is the single scariest thing I have ever, ever heard.
This isn't what I signed up for. All I wanted was to find Batman.
