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Janice, remind Lois for me that she's a reporter, not a social worker. 
O, great Caesar! Forgive me! I never intended to offend you! P-please don't punish me for saying "Great Caesar's ghost" all these years!
I'm all for giving complete coverage to Superman's feats... but unfortunately, not even the Metropolis Marvel can be everywhere he's needed! The city still has a serious crime problem on its streets...
What? Nobody knows where Kent is? Did he chicken out on wearing that idiotic suit? Keep looking-- He must be in the building somewhere!
The Daily Planet's body now belongs to Galaxy Broadcasting! But I still operate its soul!
On the contrary, my boy-- It was Morgan Edge himself who came up with the idea! Welcome back to the Daily Planet!
"It wasn't a scoop at all--It was a bunch of bull!"..."I'm saying Kent's 'scoop' never happened!!"..."At this very moment 500,000 editions of my paper are hitting the streets--"--Running a blatant lie for a headline!"
...And the trouble with you "electronic journalists" is that you never get to cover any story for more than thirty seconds! Even newspaper writers these days don't do much more than rewrite releases they get from somebody's press secretary! When I was covering the Korean War, we had to fight for our stories! Once, when I flew out to a battlefield in an army medical helicopter, the pilot was hit by enemy shrapnel... It was a good thing I could fly one of those heaps, or another medic team would have been peeling us from the battleground! Why, if I were a TV-reporter I'd really show you how to cover a story!
What a whacky story! But the funniest part of it was when Clark Kent tried to prove to you that he was Superman!
Whaaaaat?! You want us to miss an interview with a number 1 movie star-- So you can see a kiddie show?!
You'll be in real danger if you call me "Chief" again! Just because you had two miraculously lucky escapes, you think you have a charmed life! Get out of here!
I don't know why I let you talk me into these crazy stories, Lois. Each time, I tell myself, this is the story that's going to get us both fired! Okay, okay, go do a follow-up-- And if you miss the deadline, you're fired! Heh-heh-heh! Playing hard-to-get works every time!
Great Caesar's Ghost!
- Don't call me Chief!
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