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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan).

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Quote1 Contract? You'll never get a city hitman up the mountain to me -- you bastards die if there's actual oxygen in the air. Quote2
--Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan)

Quote1 Maybe there's something about taking the species transition treatment that fries up the frontal lobes into blackened little turds. Quote2

--Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan)

Quote1 There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contageous, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was great, being nine years old. Quote2

--Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan)

Quote1 You may have noticed my brain is no longer pristine. Quote2

--Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan)