Wallace West (New Earth)/Quotes
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I liked the evil empire stuff better-- If nothing else, it was easier to understand. 
Keystone is under the protection of a man who can throw haymakers like machine-gun fire... who can create cyclones with a wave of his arm... who can outrun gravity. Keystone is my city.
I never laid a hand on him!
My name is Wally West. I live in this cruddy little apartment with my mom. They call me Flash, 'cause I can run fast, really fast.
Gail should return to 1978 with a normal brain -- forecast-free! Look--! That 747 flying overhead proves we're back in our own era!
Keystone is under the protection of a man who can throw haymakers like machine-gun fire... who can create cyclones with a wave of his arm... who can outrun gravity. Keystone is my city.
What is it with this century?
But the garbage is gone!
This time, you saw what I wanted you to see. And by the way... How dare you use me as an infomercial?
Welcome to Bizarro Keystone, where Flash am loved. Maybe this whole Santa Marta thing bears further thought.
Sure. I can metabolize the alcohol by running around the house. In the meantime I think I'll just stand here and see how much I can drink.
Linda...You're my beacon. No matter where I go, no matter what I do...I can always find my way back home because you're there. That's my vow to you, Linda. My home, my life, all my love... It will always rest with only you. Be mine, Linda. With you in my life...I'm forever safe.
Don't eat people...?
Where the hell is Keystone City?
You know, every time someone has a "team-up", rumors hit the spandex grapevine. We all talk. The Ray is a mooch. Halo will talk your ear off, and Animal Man and his family actually send fruit baskets.
It was Zoom.
The JDL... the Jewish Defense League... in costume?
No! No, damnit. I'm not the Flash. I'm not... It's not my fault.
I'm sorry, Linda.
For the first time in your life, Superman, you're wrong.
Don't hang up! You don't know what I have to go through to get these quarters!
Everyone has one. That kid you grew up with who knows you as well as your own brother. Maybe better. And then somewhere along the way, something happened. Something pushed you both in different directions. Us? I got married. He didn't.
Grab your top hat, Zee. We have a mind to fix.
I tear the muscles in my shoulders as I throw my arms forward at over one hundred thousand miles per second. And I give Hunter a push.
Any child's death is not just a cessation of a living being. It's the death of hope. And without that--what have we got?
Besides, when you have powers, people expect way too much of you
I'm getting lectured on child safety from a man who's gone through four Robins?
Vibrating . . . time traveling . . . welcome to the family business, son.
. . . and you're all that's keeping me from ending up in a nursing home with Batman.
Let me get this straight. You're saying I'm not qualified to be a security guard? You have no idea how funny that is.
Stuffing envelopes. I could make a million dollars today stuffing envelopes . . . if it weren't a scam.
Angular what? Talk English, professor.
Set your brains on stunned, kids ... we're going to the place where super-speed comes from.
Contrary to rumor, the Justice League does not hire dorks.
I am not going to let this ruin my day.
I love you.
My problem is obvious. I haven't told anyone, but I'm mongo nervous that Barry's re-emergence as the "real" Flash makes me... redundant.
Funny. A bunch of times I've been stripped of my powers... but in my mind, I was still The Flash. I wouldn't ever let that go. This time, my powers are intact. It's my identity that's been revoked... and that makes all the difference. For the first time since I was a kid, I'm just Wally West. I'm not a hero anymore.
Listen to me. I'm not going to say this twice. Thawne doesn't care about any of you. He's after Wally West. Now that he's crippled Jay and tried to trash Barry's rep, I'm the only other target left to him.
I know, I know. I'm a communist, a bookburner, and I kick dogs. But I just can't sit through baseball. It moves so slow...!
Look, it's true that I'm trying to ease out of this "kindler, gentler" mode I seem to have fallen into... Still, turning this guy into a corpsicle seems a little extreme. Take him away, boys.
It's not being a hero! It's just doing the right thing. Don't make me beg, Frankie. We don't have time. Are you in?
Normally I'm the fastest man alive, but not when I'm caught in a death grip by an armored madman with murder in his eyes.
I specifically said "No Parties!"
Bart... You saved us all. Whether you think much of my judgment or not, I want you to know that I'm proud of you. We won. The Flash lives on, because of you.
Thaaat's it! Keep shooting, boys! Hit the Flash, win a prize!
Kid, after all his past scams, if Dad's atoning with something legal and trying to improve society... I'm not going to interfere.
Man, were we really ever that young?
How does he know things like that?
This is the guy who said he couldn't live up to his myth. He's wrestling an angel.
Vibrating . . . time traveling . . . welcome to the family business, son.
We have the greatest technology in the universe in our hands, and you have to tape up little paper signs?
I've been the Flash for years, now. I've helped save the world a dozen times. Saved it all by myself a time or three.
I hate it when Aquaman does monitor duty. He scratches the board up with that harpoon, and the seat smells of carp.
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What kind of superhero needs to wet himself every hour?
Years ago I used to hang out with a group called the Teen Titans. We were a junior Justice League dedicated to fighting crime, protecting democracy, listening to rock and roll -- and trying to score with Wonder Girl.
I remember calling him names. Making fun of him as he'd ride off in those police cars. "Doctor Bite". But he's not a... joke anymore.
He's just an irredeemable sociopath with Bart's face.
