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Captain Marvel Adventures #69 is an issue of the series Captain Marvel Adventures (Volume 1) with a cover date of February, 1947.
Synopsis for "Capt. Marvel is Knighted"
Appearing in "Capt. Marvel is Knighted"
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Antagonists:
- Duke Alexo
Other Characters:
- King Valya
- Ambassador from Grafstan
- a valet
- Lady Donnamoor
- Order Of The Golden Stocking (disbanded)
Locations:
- Earth-S
- New York City
- Grafstan
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Synopsis for "The Two-Faced Man"
Silas Q. Squinchman has earned the nickname "Old Sour Puss" because his face is formed into a perpetual frown. A plastic surgeon visits him in his office and offers to perform a quick fix that will reverse his expression. Although he's happy that now he's immune to his former degrading nickname, it soon backfires. A potential business partner sees Squinchman's manic grin and refuses to sign, thinking he's being mocked. Next, when Squinchman causes a fire in his office, no-one will believe him because he's grinning like a fool while he yells it. He runs into the surgeon again and pleads to turn his face back to how it was in exchange for all the money in his safe. He does so, but Captain Marvel arrests the doctor because he's an underworld surgeon who gets most of his business pulling bullets out of gangsters.
Appearing in "The Two-Faced Man"
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Supporting Characters:
- Silas Q. Squinchman
Antagonists:
- Doc Lausch
Other Characters:
- Miss Jones
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Synopsis for "The Radio Hoax of Fort Worth, Texas"
During a visit to Fort Worth, Billy gets a visit from a Joe Scalper, who's devised a technique to teleport things via radio waves. He asks for Captain Marvel to endorse the devices, which the hero does. Scalper's set up his machinery so that some free gifts meant for the buyers all end up in his hideout instead, so the hero will be run out of town for swindling the people. However, beloved public figure Pop Boone talks down the people into giving Cap a fair chance to make things right. He does this by having them teleport Billy, who ends up in Scalper's hideout and after transforming easily beats up the criminal inventor and his minions.
Appearing in "The Radio Hoax of Fort Worth, Texas"
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Supporting Characters:
- Roscoe L. Carnrike, Mayor
- Homer Covey, Commerce Chamber President
- Mr. Cranston, Director of WBAP
- William Monning, sponsor
- Ken Page, Trinity News Company owner
- Mrs. Page
- Ted Gauley, M.C.
- Parker Wilson
- Pop Boone
- Jack Gordon, columnist
Antagonists:
- Joe Scalper
- his mob
Other Characters:
Locations:
- Earth-S
- New York City
- Fort Worth, Texas
- Hotel Texas
- WBAP Radio, in the Media Arts Building
- Monning's Department Store
Items:
- Scalper's disintegrating machine / radio transmitter
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Synopsis for Captain Kid: "The Lost Galley Ship"
Appearing in Captain Kid: "The Lost Galley Ship"
Featured Characters:
- Captain Kid
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Synopsis for "Billy Batson's Xmas"
Appearing in "Billy Batson's Xmas"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Uncle Dudley
- Mary Batson
- Freddy Freeman
- Sterling Morris, in a Santa Claus suit
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
- Mike, department store Santa
- Mr. Ramberg
Locations:
- Earth-S
- New York City
- WHIZ Radio
- Ramberg's Department Store
- Billy Batson's Apartment
- New York City
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Notes
- Billy Batson's Xmas is reprinted in DC Universe Christmas.
- In The Radio Hoax of Fort Worth, Texas, Joe Scalper's "disintegrating machine" and "receiving set attachment" comprised an actual, working teleportation device, capable of transmitting solid objects to any specially-equipped household radio. Scalper also devised, produced, and (with Captain Marvel's help) delivered at least ten thousand of these receiver attachments, throughout the Fort Worth area, in one day. He used this technology to swindle a large number of candy bars from a department store. There is no indication of whether he invented this equipment, or how he obtained it.
- Also presented in this issue of Captain Marvel Adventures were:
- Sam the Sheriff: "Makes An Impression", by Al Liederman
- Jon Jarl: "Revenge of the Space Hermit" (text story) by Eando Binder
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