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Captain Kobold is a man of mystery who pops on most of the wikis. But if you can see him, don't worry - by the time you tell someone, he'll probably be gone.
Captain Kobold's favourite comics currently are Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes) and Justice Society of America. Apart from that, he spends most of his time obsessing over the Multiverse. One day, if no-one stops him, he may do a fanfiction featuring all the dumb ideas outlined in Section 2 below.
Oh, and he likes Geoff Johns, Kurt Busiek and Grant Morrison.
Powers and Abilities
Powers
- super memory power, which would be handy if I ever used it
- Boundless rage, which would, again, be handy if I ever used it
- Power of heart, which lets me control velociraptors with my mind
Abilities
None known.
Strength level
Unmeasured. Surprisingly high in legs and shoulders, unsurprisingly weak everywhere else
Weaknesses
Low social skills. Also, you know that whole needing-to-breathe, needing-to-eat weakness set? That
Paraphernalia
Equipment: Captain Kobold has very little equipment. However, he maintains an ever-growing want list for this very reason
Transportation: Captain Kobold has no transport and usually needs none, relying on his feet. Captain Kobold regards your need for transportation as laughable(but has never lived in a settlement larger than 100,000 inhabitants, so go easy on him)
Weapons: None. He fantasizes that in the event of an emergency, a torch and a phone charger will suffice
Notes
- Captain Kobold is a borderline case of Asperger's syndrome. Though since Asperger's is merely an enhanced form of the male mentality, never mind
- Captain Kobold has wicked awesome karaoke skills. Fear the wicked awesome karaoke skills of Captain Kobold
Trivia
- While editing Earth-22, CaptainKobold decided to remove a set of photos which he though were not relevant, but which may be relevant later:
- justice_society_vol03_11_pg08.jpg
- justice_society_vol03_11_pg02_03.jpg
See Also
- CaptainKobold's Talk Page
- CaptainKobold's Talk Page Archive
- CaptainKobold's Personal Image Gallery
- CaptainKobold's Favourites
- CaptainKobold's Blog
- Create CaptainKobold's News Feed
Links and References
- None.
Section 2
- Earth-14 is the universe whic has all the worst elements of the '90s in comics. There is a UN-sponsored superteam (Justice League International) which has a black ops task force with a rotating roster, an American government team (Team Titans), a Doom Patrol-type team with over thirty members and a teen division, an Outsiders team, and a dozen gangs of gun-toting superhumans whose behavious can be described most charitably as "cowboys". Azrael is Batman, Artemis is Wonder Woman, Green Lantern is the last of his kind.
- Earth-4 has no supervillains, in the sense of man-in-costume-who-uses-atomic-blasts-to-rob-old-ladies supervillain. Monster, mad scientists, mobsters, aliens, psychics, and hobbyist wierdos, yes. Reverse-pattern superheroes, no.
- There is something outside reality which always turns the last Earth on the list into a disaster area. Evidence: Earth-51 ceased to exist twice, and now Earth-50 will have to be redignated Earth-"Nuclear Whipping Boy".
- Earth-10 Batman trained multiple Batman('cos if there's one thing a Nazi likes more than kicking people's ass while in a funny costume, it's doing so in the middle of a group of other people in the same uniform).
- Also, there is an Earth-10 equivalent of the Teen Titans, they will fight the Freedom Fighters at some point and it will freak people the f%^& out.
- Earth-13 has no superheroes, instead deriving all of its drama and story from a potent blend of all the other genres of comics: sci-fi, fantasy, horror, adventure, crime, humour and romance. Like real life, but with mad scientists and wolfmen. Their Superman has more elements of Martian Manhunter, the Flash is sometimes a lightning-monster, and Rex Tyler has Jekyll-and-Hyde transformations
- The Captain Atom of Earth-12 gained better control of his powers as the years went on. Now he calls himself Doctor Metropolis, and protects the city of Metropolis alongside Black Canary(the son of Ted Kord, who uses versions of his dad's gear while lying about his parentage), Nightshade(a new heroine with powers identical to the current version), the Question(the second hero to take that name; slightly crazier than the original), Silver Scarab(the son of Carter Hall, uses some of his dad's magical Egyptian gear to fight crime), and the Joker(Tim Drake, who survived getting brainwashed and now works to balance the scales). Any marked similarities between these heroes and a certain other group are, of course, completely coincidental...
