This only raises questions of how the globe passed zoning laws in the first place.

All Joker did was do what everyone else was thinking.

First "my precious" joke and I'm dropping the title.

...when Batman gets even more annoyed.

Black Adam took on the DCU...and won.

Nightwing and Starfire in their natural habitat--making out.

Classic two hit fight: Batman hits Guy, Guy hits the floor.

Vote Luthor: More technology. More rogain. More Kryptonite.

I'm Oliver Queen, and your F&#@ing right I approve this message.

Darkseid soon learned that Orion was not qualified to perform open heart surgery.

I can has rage?

Are Green Lantern and Star Sapphire doing bondage or roleplaying? YOU decide.

You'd think superheroes wouldn't mind moving, but they avoid it as much as everyone else.

Contrary to her name, Spoiler did not ruin the movie for Robin.

Gentleman Ghost, however, totally ruined the movie for Impulse. Seriously, he's that evil.

Barry Allen is back!...and apparently, he's slower than Superman.

Lobo doesn't sleep. He waits.

Most people make ships in bottles. Brainiac is not most people.

Even midgets deserve to get some.

Gentlemen, to evil.

...Nope. Can't think of a joke here.

"Who is Donna Troy?" just reached a whole new level.

Now those are some pissed off Oompa-lompas.

Darkseid, the Dread Lord of Apokolips, God of Evil, corrupter of space and time...is an eldery Jewish man from Brooklyn?