Dear "Create A New Article" Tool,
When I click on the next issue, which has yet to be created, I am so glad that you are being helpful and asking me what kind of page a I would like to create: a blank one, or one using a template. It is also nice that you ask me what I want to name it, thus giving me an opportunity to easily screw-up the naming conventions that I otherwise would not even consider that I had the chance to screw-up! Back to the templates, when I select that I would like a standard template, what do you give me? "Placeholder-right" and "Enter Text Here". Why are you slowing me down and wasting my time like this? You are not helpful, please go away.

Thank-you,
Goblyn4evil 18:05, September 15, 2011 (UTC)